UwPp
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I got the dick. I mean duck.
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That’d be fucking awesome. But no. Just a snow blower.
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Damn I mean I know I need to get laid. But geesh. I’ve already got a new vibrator coming in the mail. What more could I ask for?
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That sounds really hot, cross my buns Sawdy.
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Send all the drunk pics! Must see!
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I have a date tomorrow and I haven’t been on one in a long time. Now I’m nervous af.
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It’s still snowing here. We’re about a foot or so now 🤮 your shoveling skills are pretty fancy tho. Come do my driveway plz.
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Can I has cookie and strawberry??
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Sounds like my heart.
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That’s just NYC. I’m up with the alieum cows.
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Thinking about how people don’t understand mental health, being afraid of people with mental health and severity of accusing others of something they’re not.
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Just another winter day in upstate NY. But I hope everyone stays safe with this crazy weather throughout the country.
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Wahoo blue and purp hair
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Listen - pineapple on pizza is delicious. It's my favorite. Mushrooms on the other hand - are the most grossest thing I've ever ate. I can pick them out of anything.
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I do the 2 topping >_> eff teh speshal. The app gets you the $9 carry out with 2 topping. 👺 MUAHAHAHAHAHA
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Pfft Marcos doesn't know what real Hawaiian pizza is. I get it with bacon and ham. Then a side of hawtsauce and ranch.
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Tony Hawk needs to come out with more video gams
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Could you just do this to me. I need to hear this laugh.
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That’s it. You ruined mofo pineapple pizza with your nasty mushrooms.
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You make my pp hard
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I love your chucks. I has 1. The momma was Preggo a couple years ago and I thought I had a giant pot belly pig in my back yard. is it cake? I hope it’s a super secret super big cake.
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I feel you. Thus the dollar tree has been my best friend.
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You got me excited about ice hockey and here you catfished me into retro video gams. How dare you.
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Oh shnap hockey? Do you beat the crap out of players? Now I want to go ice skating.
