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The_annoying_on e

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  1. Oh, Tubi, Tubi, Tubi… I’m so glad you’re free to stream. You keep hitting me with the most offensively bullshit excuses for movies, and I still sit through them like an idiot.
  2. I’m bored and kind of hungry, but I don’t feel like doing or eating anything. Guess I just need to find some kind of distraction.
  3. People who literally never shut the fuck up, especially when they have absolutely nothing worthwhile to say.
  4. Helped Aerosmith write I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing.
  5. Generic ham sandwich and a few potato chips. I had a really late lunch today and just wasn’t hungry tonight.
  6. Flung a spoonful of peanut butter at the McDonald’s employee because they stopped serving breakfast 5 minutes ago.
  7. I used to be such a patient person. What the fuck was wrong with me in those days?
  8. Poured a bottle of water over Billy Joel’s head.
  9. Had Weird Al produce that song and album.
  10. Used that egg to make an omelet.
  11. Runs through car washes sometimes because it’s quicker than taking a shower.
  12. Chili dogs topped with sautèed onions and cheese. They were messy but good.
  13. Is trying very hard to bring rotary phones back in fashion.
  14. The internet is absolutely boring today.
  15. I have no idea where my cat is right now. Huh…
  16. Heretic - 7.5/10 Best movie I’ve seen in quite some time. I had to knock off a few points for the lackluster ending, though.
  17. My social awkwardness sure came out swinging today. Time to start ghosting people for at least a few hours.
  18. Once submitted a book report on the Where’s Waldo series of books.
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