mochi

if she weren't invisible she'd be a problem too but as she is it's not exactly like she's providing any actual fanservice

I suppose in theory Kirishima represents some kinda balance since he's always shirtless

Momo

yes but the lady heroes always have 90% of ther skin exposed while the men are covered from head to toe with no exposed skin showing case in point

**shrug** I have a hard time keeping bad anime studios straight (''-_-'')

maybe so, but the female heroes outfits are still more exploitive....Midnight's costume has individual breasts and one of the female heroes is wearing a fucking Starfire bikini with her entire tits hanging out of it

(I really need to someday write a Black clover esque Parody of this series but make the Naruto and Sasuke counterparts actually end up being gay)

seriously though if Naruto had ended his speech to Sasuke there with saying "I love you" rather than "we're Friends" it would've been a fuck ton more believable

a literal counterpart to the speech Naruto Just gave.....except Actually Gay (puella magi Spoilers)

the fact that the valley where Naruto and Sasuke's final battle in classic Naruto took place is literally called "Final Valley" is absurdly lazy and stupid

definitely not this show takes it to a level where it reaches a point that Naruto and Sasuke marrying girls and getting them pregnant is actually a literal insult to the viewer's intelligence some shows like Voltron or Fairy Tail have SLIGHT shiptease moments with the guys....but this show seemed like it was straight up Canon that Naruto wanted Sasuke's ass at almost every chance it had then suddenly he's got a wife and their son has a Spin-off

all their "friendship" moments are more like sexual tension either Kishimoto is SUPER GAY and in denial or he has no idea what male/male friendships are like

Shonen manga clichee Having the main male characters have longingful romantic flashbacks to their time together then suddenly aggressively make out with women and pretend all the gay subtext never happened

Naruto: Sasuke, You're my Goal (3 years later) Naruto: **Marries ** NO HOMO DUDEBRO!!!!!!

the OVA's yeah but canon eps have him wear gigantic swim trunks in scenes he was fully nude in

wow that went by real fast (''>_>'')(''<_<'')

Asta only wants to fuck Nuns

Nosie

Ain't know way IN HELL, that they meant for this show to be Taken Seriously!

DID THEY JUST MAKE A JOKE ABOUT COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!??!?!? SERIOUSLY, FUCKING SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!

Asta: WHO ARE THESE GUYS?!?!??!!!! Every viewer ever:

from what I understand they said that FLCL progressive and Alternative aren't necessarily 100% connected to FLCL but more like other writers versions of it and that FLCL Alernative is actually more like Classic FLCL than Progressive was

**shrug**, I would say I hope for some same sex romance in FLCL A but the promo shows the girl meet her guy so eh, still be good I'm sure still waiting for a non-homophobic anime to come out this year

FLCL Alternative Promo

INAPWOPWIATE COMEDY TWEE!!!!