Greeny

Mom: Penis Dad: Face

I mean, I can feed myself but I feel anxious when I think about cooking for anyone else.

Ok. I want to learn how to cook anyway.

Marry me?

I lost about 3 lbs. in the bathroom this morning. It was hard work but I persevered.

It wasn't until you told me she was dead that I did think about her like that.

No but they will call the cops because you're black.

when other people play it. I know if I buy it I'll just suck and immediately regret the purchase.

That's a picture of me, you liar.

I'd like to meet him too.

I'm not Zeni so you won't get raped.

I've got the weirdest boner right now.

so I'm gonna bust my nut all over the boards tonight. Get your umbrellas, fellas.

My penis is my best meme and I ain't getting banned for you.

I did that thing one time where you hit two balls at once and they both go into different pockets so I'm very good at pool.

It's 7 PM and I'm already thinking about turning in for the night.

I've shit out better classics than this thing.

This isn't a real movie. I refuse to believe it.

I might be a hobo soon.

Those I do like.

Mmmm. Dry, salty bread with fizzy piss water.

It's just dry, salty bread. Yuck.

Phones can take pictures now? How long have I been asleep?

You have too much time on your hands if you noticed that.

I think it would be dumb for them to explicitly state he's anything. Just like I think it's dumb when a gay person has to let everyone know they're gay or a bi person has to let everyone know they're bi. Way to put yourself into a box. You're really going to claim Toriyama has a "gay face"? Most of his characters look the same other than their hair. It's been that way his entire career.