Greeny

Being myself isn't working.

Sleeping with my wife.

I finished it. I'd give it an 8/10 but I'm going to replay it in "Final Fantasy Mode" (hard difficulty basically) and see if it raises the score any because the default playthrough is pretty easy and doesn't really force you to dig into the battle system. I really want to experiment more with the different abilities.

Even my fucked up right one?

Welcome to the 20th century.

That's right.

Your dad sounds alright.

Sick.

I probably won't fall asleep at all. I fall asleep more behind the wheel driving to work than I do when I'm trying to sleep.

I'm off my rocker.

I'm thinking about going to bed because I can't feel lonely if I'm asleep.

I'm getting you night vision goggles for Christmas.

I'm lazy enough not to.

Free country my ass. They can trespass on your property just because they're "with the city".

It's not harassment if you like it.

Are you ready to CQC a motherfucker too?

I like your lawyer.

It's horseshit that they can fine you. At least pay the property tax if you're going to dictate what I do or don't with it as long as it's nothing illegal.

Showoff.

Well you probably shouldn't anyway. I'm a terrible influence.

I turn into Solid fucking Snake when someone knocks on my door. I go prone and peek out the windows.

I beat you there too. I'm a literal hermit other than going to work.

This motherfucker always trying to one-up me.

Did you try telling them to fuck off?

Get your own thing. Being grotesque is mine.