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  1. OSC
    Ice Ice Baby!
  2. OSC
    He's got the budweiser virus!
  3. OSC
    They're just sitting turtles. "Don't you mean sitting ducks?" Does that look like a duck?
  4. OSC
    Turtle, carrot, and an upcoming stop for a tomato.
  5. OSC
    "The turtle." Nope, but... the carrot.
  6. OSC
    *picture of her sitting on a couch with the guys standing behind the couch emerges*
  7. OSC
    "I need to stop before my mini stand activates."
  8. OSC
    That's one heavy key.
  9. OSC
    DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!
  10. OSC
    "I'll save them" he said. "I need a moment to think" he said.
  11. OSC
    "We can't be caught napping." "Just give me time to think." "You didn't hear me, did you?"
  12. OSC
    "Mother.... are you playing with your food again?"
  13. OSC
    5 mandicks. You hear that, metric system?!! Your time on this planet is over!!
  14. OSC
    "I still need you..." "As long as I'm not the main character, I shall accept my fate."
  15. OSC
    I saw it in a recipe for trojan cookies. 1 teaspoon of nutmeg, 3 cups of sugar, 2 lbs of man, a stick of butter...
  16. OSC
    "There. Now do you know why I want part of his harem." "Wait? How do you know that?" "I saw the dildo."
  17. OSC
    "How did the kid take it?" "How do you know they brought a dildo? Oh. You meant that differently."
  18. OSC
    Alice: Wait. Threesome?"
  19. OSC
    "It's not your fault." "I know, but it's Kirito's fetish. Wait. How do we know that?"
  20. OSC
    "He said not to cry. And then he said, "Fuck. Too late.""
  21. OSC
    I'm secondary OSC. I'm not really important.
  22. OSC
    "What do you think of me?" ".........." "Still giving me the silent treatment, huh?"
  23. OSC
    "Why does HE get all the harems?!! Wait. How do I know that?"
  24. OSC
    "What's HE doing here?"
  25. OSC
    "What? 9000?" "No. Just 800."
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