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UnevenEdge

OSC

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  1. "This device is known as a hickey. They suck..." "That's not-- never mind."
  2. Because water wheels are horrible at hand jobs. I've tried.
  3. Tungsten toothpaste. 4 out of 5 doctors do not recommend.
  4. "You're 50 years old?" "I said 50 years older!! And I thought my hearing went bad."
  5. *looks at the first three pics* Well, let's get going for Dr. Bone, I mean, Dr. Stone.
  6. Well, yeah. If it can be cured with Lyme Disease.
  7. "In the end, the key is laying on the damn ground again!"
  8. "Giorno. He actually trusted a brick snake."
  9. "The thought of losing an arm doesn't scare me. Losing a key does."
  10. "I refuse to let him mock me for the rest of my life!!"
  11. "You're crouching because you're a tiger, and you don't want to expose your hidden dragon."
  12. "What do we have here? A McMuffin." "It's a key, and don't you mean McGuffin?" "Not if I want sponsors."
  13. Side note: "Remember, Loretta screamed like a banshee on our honeymoon."
  14. Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly DJ spinning I said "My My" Flash is fast, Flash is cool François c'est pas, Flash ain't no dude And you don't stop, sure shot Go out to the parking lot And you get in your car and drive real far And you drive all night and then you see a light And it comes right down and it lands on the ground And out comes the man from Mars ....... I guess you're right, in a sense.
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