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UnevenEdge

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  1. That would involve walking up a whole flight of stairs. ya know back in my day we used to walk upstairs both ways. Thats how alpha we were.
  2. call who about what?
  3. don't be mean
  4. mom is making me clean the basement... its that time of month.
  5. The bed I sleep on is made of hot pocket boxes.
  6. You are real clever aren't you?
  7. fuggz doesn't take it black. so you go buy your coffee elsewhere.
  8. No I am depressed and thinking of killing myself. Problem is that would take effort. So I am just gonna sit on the couch with my pillow collection... and doughnuts...
  9. ITS SO HEAVY NOTHING CAN HOLD IT UP ALL HAIL LEAD **WORSHIPS**
  10. **puts on maid outfit**
  11. you left out the heroin, and booze
  12. Yeah I know the feeling.
  13. Keep the batteries fresh in all your household appliances this year. It might help.
  14. Everyone just kept narcaning me back to life last year.
  15. **cue the bengals
  16. isn't that against the law?
  17. PLEASE DONATE MONEY FOR US
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