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Rogue_Alphonse

Administration of Effluency
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  1. Wow, way to be a dick.
  2. Since they make similar threads at times, and are equally as annoying, I figured it was better to just conlsolidate them. :fap:
  3. Either way, you have an acquarium with a caged top coming in a week. I got the hook-up
  4. You could do away with the lid and tie a screen around the top of the bucket with a big rubber band or some string., then put a lamp over it to make some heat.
  5. I slam the door on your arm hard enough to break it.
  6. Definitely JFK, since the day I told you this MANY years ago...
  7. Same, and the one person that routinely HAS to text me EVERY time they go down didn't text me. Oh drat.
  8. Oh, true. I have eaten on many roofs... but only those that were easily accessible. Hell I have even stripped naked on a roof in Philly...
  9. Jeez for a Kia? At least you'll have it paid off in no time! Don't take offense to that, I actually feel it worse for most of the people who buy new Hyundai/Kia for $99 down and $99 a month thinking they "got a good deal". I mean in some cases yeah, it helps but if you can afford more, do it. I just ordered a furnace for my city house and it has to be installed and ready to run by like Wednesday -_' that $911 will bump up to about $1300 when all is said and done, maybe even more. Still saves me about $2-3,000 though!
  10. I figured I'd be nice and donate them to you. They're the extra large, triple absorbant and will even clean out all of the dick cheese residue. Oh, did I mention they were anal tampons? I know you have some leakage going on hence why you're so butthurt all the time...
  11. I mean, I'm just here eating lunch. I HAVE to go out into the fresh air... and worse, up on a roof Then put more time into a Mercedes that ultimately needs a $500 control module my father refuses to buy... which means I'm not buying the car :fap:
  12. I fucking wish.
  13. Nope, I don't need hookers 8)
  14. I think part of why I don't really acknowledge it is because I only smoke like 8 times a month -_'
  15. dollars and 68 cents. I just spent that much about 30 minutes ago
  16. I've never technically smoked weed "because it is 4/20". Like today I probably won't smoke at all even though I did last night into the wee hours of early morning today
  17. How is there liquid soap after taking this dump you speak of?
  18. I've never hated it, but I have never been like, "OOH THE SIMPSONS ARE ON I GOTTA WATCH" Theyre there and they happen at times.
  19. I knew living in Central PA was nothing but a downhill slope to suicide.
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