Rogue_Alphonse

The 1998 Grand Cherokee I bought for $2,000 in 2014 and re-sold 40,000 miles later in 2016 for $2,000... is now being given back to me for free. It has some neglect since I've had it, and MAYBE an added 10,000 miles, which puts it right around 170,000ish. It's good for another 130,000 miles due to it being a 4.0 and the transmission actually lasting (thanks to my installed Ford Explorer transmission cooler in 2014.) It still runs, drives, and is tagged and registered... my mom is driving it to my DE place from PA and parking it there until I can come get it. It\ll be nice to have power heated leather seats, an awesome part-time/full-time 4x4, the best year the 4.0 was built, and... I kept the M62 supercharger I had planned on bolting to it a while back. And here it sits... neglected, dirty, this was taken before I replaced the mirror for him while he owned it, about a year and a half ago... The Jeep in the middle of my sig... that's what's beside it here: It wheels: Battle scars from donuts behind the job I had at the time.. Speaking of that job, we liked to park like assholes sometimes. One of my favorite memories... I ordered new ceramic pads and racing rotors for it (because of fast driving and towing heavy things) due to my pads being worn out. They were not kept in the warehouse at my job so I had to wait a week. I drove at minimum 300 miles a week... and I used my brakes hard. The aftermath: At least I gave it the right treatment.

I read the email while I was taking a massive dump

Ban who?

I did not. But I got the email.

Vacation. I didn't do that whole "I'm leaving this fucking place and never coming back" routine. And by vacation, I mean I was so busy I didn't have time to post here much... it wasn't a "vacation from here".

As drunk as I was Saturday night... yes.

Depends on where my bf and gf wanna be.

That's how I feel.

Don't worry, I've been lurking.

We have two of these to double the length. But they say Wawa and that’s what is important.

I forget what it feels like to wear a condom

Beer battered and deep fried in canola oil is my favorite. But then again, it's much fresher than market bought... because I catch it.

I miss him.

How do people wearing rubber shoes get struck by lightning then?

Nope... this is a house that was built in the 30's...

I was in Butler a few weeks ago and you made no attempt to visit me

I slapped together a walk-up bar for the party coming up my mom and I are throwing. We have a couple bartender friends who are gonna stand where I am in this pic and serve drinks! Pallet wood... all free!

I FUCKING HATE that song

This, while kissing.

N O Y O U

Welp that weather report I posted for Slaughter Beach didn’t last. It sprinkled here, humidity spiked, and I just got done moving and leveling a 35’ camper. I don’t sweat much compared to the average person. im soaked

C U T E

Yeah. I originally kept seeing heat coming from what I thought was either the louvered Jeep hood or that grill but it was hard to tell so once we got beside him my mom just rolled her window down and asked him

No idea we were literally in traffic