Rogue_Alphonse

I got in trouble for pulling the lever and making the gokart go sideways, and was penalized into losing. My mother won.

This.

It's a Tuesday and I walked in buzzed. Don't worry, I drove my golf cart. I'll take a rum and Coke. Extra rum. Today sucked, but the next three days will be boring. I know how to manage my work time.

Obviously the real @ghostrek2

You don't need meat. Just make bread out of pork rinds, heavy cream, and baking soda. It's meat enough.

I have been HELLA wrong.

It was. and then I had to put a hoodie on the next day

Nah it's my little work truck/cruiser... paid $150 for it and had to replace 3 of the 6 8v batteries... which I did with a pair of big ass 12v batteries I also got for free. However, I did pay $26.50 for a speed sensor kit so I have $176.50 into it and it cruises at 27mph lmao

Listen, I've been on a Steel Blu kick lately. It'll be okay.

I do be red in the pic thanks to my first hard sun exposure of the year. But it'll be tan by tomorrow lmao

I need more vodka.

Something I never thought I would have.

Same here

Hell to the no

Please wash your face.

I'd rather Spirutys

Does this have Malort

Nothing involving Malort is a delicacy.

My favorite. And a vodka to wash it down with please

Once you pop, you can't stop

"I'll slap you so hard, your whole family will hurt." A thing I said today whilst building a fence.

Fine. This time.

FUCKING WAIT What kind of bombs

And if he chooses not?