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If I dipped the tip of my wang into some soda...


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Would it make my urethra burn like fuck, or just be kinda cold and tingly on the head for a minute?

 

 

I mean, I wouldn't do it, I was just... uh, asking for a friend.

Posted

Cold and tingly

Are you speaking from experience here, or just hazarding a guess?

 

Because I don't really want my dick MY FRIEND'S DICK to burn.

Posted

Are you speaking from experience here, or just hazarding a guess?

 

Because I don't really want my dick MY FRIEND'S DICK to burn.

 

Guess, but pretty sure pop wouldn't burn my wang. If a life depends on it, do some science and shit.

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That's not the most reassuring answer, I must admit.

You will be in excellent condition, worst thing that will happen is your penus will feel sticky and good

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It would only burn if you are a witch warlock. Then your penis would take off like a bottle rocket, never to be seen again.

I'm not sure that's a chance I'm willing to take.

 

With my friend's penis that totally isn't mine. <.<

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The real question is what would happen if you give yourself a Red Bull Suppository? Would the caffeine absorb straight to your brain?

Well, don't people cocaine in their butts, right? I imagine Red Bull would have a similar effect.
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Well, don't people cocaine in their butts, right? I imagine Red Bull would have a similar effect.

 

Yeah if you stick cocaine in water and suck it into a turkey baster it can be turned into a suppository. Unfortunately people around here were putting GHB in the turkey baster instead and a few rapes resulted.

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