myth busters: boar3d edition

[-Kudasai-]

Also put Mr Hoonie on the "do not ever rent to" blacklist.

[The_annoying_one]

Saves his toenail clippings to throw at people who piss him off.

[-Kudasai-]

Was playing this song when he lost his virginity 

Spoiler

 

 

[[classic swim]]

He asked Katt how was the book fair and she replied “It was a hoot!”

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to Hooters and complains about the lack of owls.

[-Kudasai-]

Goes to Hooters for the sole purpose of trying to convince them to carry Ric Flair's Woo Wings and Woo Energy drinks.

[The_annoying_one]

Turns doorknobs with his feet.

[-Kudasai-]

Can play Schism on the accordion 

[[classic swim]]

Wished for gummy bears to be alive and shaped like grizzly bears.

[The_annoying_one]

Bastes turkey in pomegranate juice mixed with chocolate syrup.

[-Kudasai-]

Makes Mr Hoonie pull him around town on a rickshaw.

[The_annoying_one]

Gave Mr. Hoonie a quarter and told him to do some jumping jacks.

[-Kudasai-]

Calls Mr Hoonie a swamp donkey whenever he gets mad at him.

[[classic swim]]

Stole eggs from an ostrich.

[The_annoying_one]

Wrote a book of horror nursery rhymes for children that’s banned worldwide.

[-Kudasai-]

Owns the clump of hair Bret Hart tore off Shawn Michaels head during their backstage fight in 1997. 

[discolé monade]

claims to have made batista cry, after losing a match in 2011. 

[[classic swim]]

She saw a robot pick up a sausage and went OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[The_annoying_one]

Stared at a kiwi for 20 minutes before grunting and walking away.

[-Kudasai-]

Is currently facing over 25 felonious assault charges in 7 states for several assaults on mimes.

Edited November 26, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[discolé monade]

has been known to juggle bok choy bundles on aisle 4. 

to prove there is a 4. 

[The_annoying_one]

Has been known to go through department stores and put shoes on all the mannequins’ hands.

[-Kudasai-]

Convinced Ghostrek to be Mr Hoonie's attorney who's currently facing burglary and first degree murder charges in Telluride, Colorado.

[The_annoying_one]

Is getting ready for his annual Thanksgiving tradition of turkey boxing. It’s exactly what it sounds like. You put turkeys on your hands and…well…box.

[-Kudasai-]

Took Rebecca to the Thanksgiving Day parade. Zeni is currently in a fetal position.

[The_annoying_one]

Stuffed Mr. Hoonie inside one of the Thanksgiving Day Parade floats and just left him there.

Edited November 29, 2025 by The_annoying_one
I can’t spell today.

[[classic swim]]

Was the manager of an AMC In Michigan and when one of the auditoriums couldn’t play Due Date he went up to Staci and said “wheeeeeeeeeeere’s the movies?”

[-Kudasai-]

Smurfs himself off to Smurfette every night before bed.

[The_annoying_one]

His ringtone is Fran Drescher laughing.

[-Kudasai-]

Took a plea deal for probation in his mimes assault cases in exchange for testifying against Mr Hoonie in his murder and burglary trial.

[[classic swim]]

Someone’s grandpa tried to take his coleslaw a couple days ago and he went RAHHHHH and hit the grandpa in the head with a turkey leg.

[The_annoying_one]

Is trying to tell us he’s opening up an underground grandpa fight club.

[-Kudasai-]

Told Ghostrek the best way to meet women is by joining the Polar Bears Club.

[The_annoying_one]

Tried to cook mashed potatoes in a hot tub.

[-Kudasai-]

Always leaves Santa Claus his special homemade moonshine instead of milk and cookies.

[[classic swim]]

The face he made when he knocked over the coleslaw at dinner and his granny got up to SPANK HIS ASS!

[-Kudasai-]

Made this expression when he accidentally walked in Ghostrek in the shower

[The_annoying_one]

Ran away like this when he saw Mr. Hoonie bent over.

 

[-Kudasai-]

Did this when Packard showed up on his doorstep looking for Mr. Hoonie.

[discolé monade]

loves baking cherry pies from scratch, just so that when he's finally able to enjoy that first piece, he can serenade it to ''warrant's'' timeless classic......

[-Kudasai-]

Hates armadillos with a passion due to her being unable to defeat Armored Armadillo from Mega Man X

Edited December 2, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[discolé monade]

has confessed his unbridled jealousy of stretch armstrong.  

[-Kudasai-]

Asked Santa Claus for a glockenspiel for Christmas. 

[The_annoying_one]

Still likes to pull the hair out of Barbie dolls.

[-Kudasai-]

Laughs every time he hears the word glockenspiel. 

[discolé monade]

has an entire wardrobe of onsies pajamas, all featuring his favorite adulthood cartoon friends. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is developing a wardrobe made entirely of papier-mâché.

[-Kudasai-]

Brings his lunch to work inside a Scooby Doo lunchbox.

[The_annoying_one]

Yells at his coworkers because they steal his juice boxes.

[-Kudasai-]

Sleeps with a crochet of Elvis Presley Disco made for him which now matches his Elvis pajamas, his Elvis blanket and pillow cases and his Elvis curtains. 

Edited December 3, 2025 by -Kudasai-