discolé monade Posted Tuesday at 01:20 AM Author Posted Tuesday at 01:20 AM is currently pitching to bravo tv., 'real housewives of utqiagvik' 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Tuesday at 01:48 AM Posted Tuesday at 01:48 AM Wrote a script for Gigli 2, but was banned from show biz for it. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted Tuesday at 04:05 PM Author Posted Tuesday at 04:05 PM has no clue what a skibidi is...but loves saying it when he answers the phone. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Tuesday at 06:13 PM Posted Tuesday at 06:13 PM Is president of the Rick Astley fan club. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted Tuesday at 06:20 PM Author Posted Tuesday at 06:20 PM has continually written rick springfield, with only one inquiry. 'what is jessie's girl's actual name?' 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Tuesday at 07:42 PM Posted Tuesday at 07:42 PM Made the entire cast of Cheers out of Rigatoni pasta 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Tuesday at 07:50 PM Posted Tuesday at 07:50 PM He gives the Russian vampires 20 Gs to kidnap Mr. Hoonie and force him to become a communist. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Tuesday at 08:02 PM Posted Tuesday at 08:02 PM Wants to go on a road trip with the original cast of Barney and Friends. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Tuesday at 08:05 PM Posted Tuesday at 08:05 PM The sexiest lady wanted Tao to rub some lotion on her back, and he turned around and said “dude... eat a fricken whamshee bowl.” 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Tuesday at 08:36 PM Posted Tuesday at 08:36 PM Makes Mr Hoonie scratch his ass when itchy 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Tuesday at 08:51 PM Posted Tuesday at 08:51 PM Sells ass scratchers on the street corner with Mr. Hoonie. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Tuesday at 08:57 PM Posted Tuesday at 08:57 PM Is wanted for questioning for the disappearance of Mr Hoonie in Kissimmee, Florida 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted Tuesday at 09:32 PM Author Posted Tuesday at 09:32 PM claims to have seen mr. hoonie attacked, and devoured by a 22ft python...... in kissimmee, florida. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Tuesday at 09:42 PM Posted Tuesday at 09:42 PM (edited) Owns a Komodo Dragon farm in Gurdon, Arkansas Edited Tuesday at 09:44 PM by Mode 7 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted Wednesday at 01:21 AM Author Posted Wednesday at 01:21 AM pays handsomely for the fresh remains of my komodo dragons, as he's perfected the art of 'whimsical taxadermy'. his current piece is 'singing in the rain'. just, really, fantastic work. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Wednesday at 01:24 AM Posted Wednesday at 01:24 AM Used to think that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in Casper, Wyoming 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Wednesday at 01:28 AM Posted Wednesday at 01:28 AM Puts mustard on apple pie. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Wednesday at 01:30 AM Posted Wednesday at 01:30 AM Will fight anyone who mispronunces foliage 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted Wednesday at 01:31 AM Author Posted Wednesday at 01:31 AM peanut butter and cheese finger sandwiches are his go-to sunday game food. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Wednesday at 01:33 AM Posted Wednesday at 01:33 AM Can play AC/DC's "She Got Balls" on the recorder 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted Wednesday at 01:35 AM Author Posted Wednesday at 01:35 AM has been removed from malls across america, for jumping on the piano and pretending to be jerry lee lewis. 1 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Wednesday at 01:35 AM Posted Wednesday at 01:35 AM Is planning a trip to Jupiter soon. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted Wednesday at 01:38 AM Author Posted Wednesday at 01:38 AM claims to have come up with the term xenomorph AND the bursting stomach scene for the ORIGINAL aliens. pfft. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Wednesday at 01:38 AM Posted Wednesday at 01:38 AM (edited) Was arrested for assualt and battery after she was caught beating eggs and whipping cream Edited Wednesday at 01:39 AM by Mode 7 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted Wednesday at 01:42 AM Author Posted Wednesday at 01:42 AM knows it was for those bombass banana bread cupcakes. 1 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Wednesday at 01:46 AM Posted Wednesday at 01:46 AM Can't get enough of TAO's artichoke milkshakes 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Wednesday at 01:48 AM Posted Wednesday at 01:48 AM Wants me to make an anchovy milkshake. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Wednesday at 01:53 AM Posted Wednesday at 01:53 AM Made a statue of Uncle Fester out of Farfalle pasta 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Wednesday at 02:16 AM Posted Wednesday at 02:16 AM The reference to Uncle Fester in Better Call Saul just made him wish to his godmother that Uncle Fester really was a secret gun for hire in New Mexico. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Wednesday at 02:19 AM Posted Wednesday at 02:19 AM Shaves people's heads for food 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Wednesday at 02:22 AM Posted Wednesday at 02:22 AM Goes up to all the sexy and attractive females and says “yeah, [classic swim] ate my head.” They pet his penis sweetly upon delivering the message. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Wednesday at 02:24 AM Posted Wednesday at 02:24 AM Wants to rub baby oil all over every bald head he sees. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Wednesday at 02:25 AM Posted Wednesday at 02:25 AM Wants Ghostrek to learn self defense so he loaned him his Hong Kong Phooey DVDs 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted Wednesday at 03:10 PM Author Posted Wednesday at 03:10 PM is the connect 4 reigning champion in his state. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Wednesday at 03:23 PM Posted Wednesday at 03:23 PM Earned a medical degree from playing the game of Operation. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Wednesday at 03:42 PM Posted Wednesday at 03:42 PM Owns a chicken farm in Kenosha, Wisconsin 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Wednesday at 03:51 PM Posted Wednesday at 03:51 PM Is the reigning and defending champion of Mah Jongg for seven years running. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted Wednesday at 06:14 PM Author Posted Wednesday at 06:14 PM has been kicked out of several mah jongg halls, because he just really doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Wednesday at 11:03 PM Posted Wednesday at 11:03 PM (edited) Started a fight a bingo hall Edited Wednesday at 11:07 PM by Mode 7 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Wednesday at 11:09 PM Posted Wednesday at 11:09 PM Blasts AC/DC’s “TNT” whenever he sees two people looking like they’re about to fight. 1 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted yesterday at 01:09 AM Posted yesterday at 01:09 AM Wears a raincoat and goloshes in the shower 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 01:11 AM Posted yesterday at 01:11 AM Laughs like Woody Woodpecker when he drops the soap in the shower. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted yesterday at 01:16 AM Posted yesterday at 01:16 AM Mr. Hoonie washes his back in shower 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted yesterday at 01:16 AM Posted yesterday at 01:16 AM Sings showtunes in the shower. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted yesterday at 01:17 AM Posted yesterday at 01:17 AM Installed a garbage disposal in his bathtub 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 01:18 AM Posted yesterday at 01:18 AM Rubs mashed potatoes with gravy across his entire body and has the hot shower water wash it off. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted yesterday at 01:21 AM Posted yesterday at 01:21 AM Makes Mr. Hoonie dry him off, one water droplet at time 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted yesterday at 01:21 AM Posted yesterday at 01:21 AM Flavors hamburgers with cocoa powder. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 01:23 AM Posted yesterday at 01:23 AM Wants to take cooked hamburger and craft it into some type of glove for his fist so he’ll be ready to find that Hamburglar and punch his fucking teeth in. 2 Quote
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