discolé monade Posted September 30 Author Posted September 30 is currently pitching to bravo tv., 'real housewives of utqiagvik' 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted September 30 Posted September 30 Wrote a script for Gigli 2, but was banned from show biz for it. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted September 30 Author Posted September 30 has no clue what a skibidi is...but loves saying it when he answers the phone. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted September 30 Posted September 30 Is president of the Rick Astley fan club. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted September 30 Author Posted September 30 has continually written rick springfield, with only one inquiry. 'what is jessie's girl's actual name?' 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted September 30 Posted September 30 Made the entire cast of Cheers out of Rigatoni pasta 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted September 30 Posted September 30 He gives the Russian vampires 20 Gs to kidnap Mr. Hoonie and force him to become a communist. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted September 30 Posted September 30 Wants to go on a road trip with the original cast of Barney and Friends. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted September 30 Posted September 30 The sexiest lady wanted Tao to rub some lotion on her back, and he turned around and said “dude... eat a fricken whamshee bowl.” 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted September 30 Posted September 30 Sells ass scratchers on the street corner with Mr. Hoonie. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted September 30 Posted September 30 Is wanted for questioning for the disappearance of Mr Hoonie in Kissimmee, Florida 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted September 30 Author Posted September 30 claims to have seen mr. hoonie attacked, and devoured by a 22ft python...... in kissimmee, florida. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted September 30 Posted September 30 (edited) Owns a Komodo Dragon farm in Gurdon, Arkansas Edited September 30 by Mode 7 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted October 1 Author Posted October 1 pays handsomely for the fresh remains of my komodo dragons, as he's perfected the art of 'whimsical taxadermy'. his current piece is 'singing in the rain'. just, really, fantastic work. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted October 1 Posted October 1 Used to think that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in Casper, Wyoming 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted October 1 Author Posted October 1 peanut butter and cheese finger sandwiches are his go-to sunday game food. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted October 1 Author Posted October 1 has been removed from malls across america, for jumping on the piano and pretending to be jerry lee lewis. 1 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted October 1 Author Posted October 1 claims to have come up with the term xenomorph AND the bursting stomach scene for the ORIGINAL aliens. pfft. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted October 1 Posted October 1 (edited) Was arrested for assualt and battery after she was caught beating eggs and whipping cream Edited October 1 by Mode 7 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted October 1 Author Posted October 1 knows it was for those bombass banana bread cupcakes. 1 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted October 1 Posted October 1 Made a statue of Uncle Fester out of Farfalle pasta 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted October 1 Posted October 1 The reference to Uncle Fester in Better Call Saul just made him wish to his godmother that Uncle Fester really was a secret gun for hire in New Mexico. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted October 1 Posted October 1 Goes up to all the sexy and attractive females and says “yeah, [classic swim] ate my head.” They pet his penis sweetly upon delivering the message. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted October 1 Posted October 1 Wants to rub baby oil all over every bald head he sees. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted October 1 Posted October 1 Wants Ghostrek to learn self defense so he loaned him his Hong Kong Phooey DVDs 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted October 1 Author Posted October 1 is the connect 4 reigning champion in his state. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted October 1 Posted October 1 Earned a medical degree from playing the game of Operation. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted October 1 Posted October 1 Is the reigning and defending champion of Mah Jongg for seven years running. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted October 1 Author Posted October 1 has been kicked out of several mah jongg halls, because he just really doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted October 1 Posted October 1 (edited) Started a fight at a bingo hall Edited October 3 by Mode 7 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted October 1 Posted October 1 Blasts AC/DC’s “TNT” whenever he sees two people looking like they’re about to fight. 1 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted October 2 Posted October 2 Laughs like Woody Woodpecker when he drops the soap in the shower. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted October 2 Posted October 2 Rubs mashed potatoes with gravy across his entire body and has the hot shower water wash it off. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted October 2 Posted October 2 Makes Mr. Hoonie dry him off, one water droplet at time 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted October 2 Posted October 2 Wants to take cooked hamburger and craft it into some type of glove for his fist so he’ll be ready to find that Hamburglar and punch his fucking teeth in. 2 Quote
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