myth busters: boar3d edition

[-Kudasai-]

Also put Mr Hoonie on the "do not ever rent to" blacklist.

[The_annoying_one]

Saves his toenail clippings to throw at people who piss him off.

[-Kudasai-]

Was playing this song when he lost his virginity 

Spoiler

 

 

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He asked Katt how was the book fair and she replied “It was a hoot!”

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to Hooters and complains about the lack of owls.

[-Kudasai-]

Goes to Hooters for the sole purpose of trying to convince them to carry Ric Flair's Woo Wings and Woo Energy drinks.

[The_annoying_one]

Turns doorknobs with his feet.

[-Kudasai-]

Can play Schism on the accordion 

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Wished for gummy bears to be alive and shaped like grizzly bears.

[The_annoying_one]

Bastes turkey in pomegranate juice mixed with chocolate syrup.

[-Kudasai-]

Makes Mr Hoonie pull him around town on a rickshaw.

[The_annoying_one]

Gave Mr. Hoonie a quarter and told him to do some jumping jacks.

[-Kudasai-]

Calls Mr Hoonie a swamp donkey whenever he gets mad at him.

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Stole eggs from an ostrich.

[The_annoying_one]

Wrote a book of horror nursery rhymes for children that’s banned worldwide.

[-Kudasai-]

Owns the clump of hair Bret Hart tore off Shawn Michaels head during their backstage fight in 1997. 

[discolé monade]

claims to have made batista cry, after losing a match in 2011. 

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She saw a robot pick up a sausage and went OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[The_annoying_one]

Stared at a kiwi for 20 minutes before grunting and walking away.

[-Kudasai-]

Is currently facing over 25 felonious assault charges in 7 states for several assaults on mimes.

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[discolé monade]

has been known to juggle bok choy bundles on aisle 4. 

to prove there is a 4. 

[The_annoying_one]

Has been known to go through department stores and put shoes on all the mannequins’ hands.

[-Kudasai-]

Convinced Ghostrek to be Mr Hoonie's attorney who's currently facing burglary and first degree murder charges in Telluride, Colorado.