myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Threatened to sue Staples because they were out of staples.

[-Kudasai-]

Got fired from his babysitting job after he changed a baby's diaper using gun power instead of baby power because he believed powder is powder so difference would it make.

Edited December 11, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[[classic swim]]

Treasure chest to him meant hiding treasure on top of his chest every night before bed.

[-Kudasai-]

Told Ghostrek he hears the secrets that he keep when he's talking on his sleep.

[The_annoying_one]

Took Mr. Hoonie to the dark side of the moon.

[-Kudasai-]

Took a switch to Mr Hoonie's behind because he wouldn't eat his spinach.

Edited November 16, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[discolé monade]

grows this plant, primarily for 'artisan switches'

[-Kudasai-]

Lost a rap battle to Neil deGrasse Tyson

[The_annoying_one]

Played in a jazz metal band with Bill Nye.

[-Kudasai-]

Always says "I dropped some logic bombs on your ass" every time he wins an argument. 

[The_annoying_one]

Assumes I ever win arguments.

[-Kudasai-]

Went to McDonalds and told the cashier that he will pay for a Big Mac on Tuesday for a Big Mac today and they gave it to him. 

Edited November 17, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[[classic swim]]

Was sitting in the McDonald’s lobby that day and laughed like augugugugugughhh.

[The_annoying_one]

Gave the McDonald’s employee a rock and told them to sit on it.

[[classic swim]]

Was the manager of Wendy’s in Minnesota and every time someone was late, he’d look them in the eyes and go “WHHeeeeeeeeere’s Wendy’s?”

[-Kudasai-]

Wears a cape on speed dates

[[classic swim]]

Brought a barrel of crackers into Cracker Barrel. 

[The_annoying_one]

Eats Burger King and Dairy Queen together so he can feel like royalty.

[[classic swim]]

Impressed his girlfriend by tossing a cheeseburger on top of Kudasai’s forehead while he slept.

[-Kudasai-]

Got banned from his local Cracker Barrel after causing a scene by making loud sea lion noises because they didn't have angel food cake with 7 minute frosting.

Edited November 17, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Told the waiter at Olive Garden to step outside because the waiter cut him off from the endless breadsticks.

[-Kudasai-]

Feeds classic swim a fish every time he makes sea lion noises

[The_annoying_one]

Is banned from the local zoo for slinging mashed potatoes at the gorillas.

[-Kudasai-]

Gets dates by telling women that he played the kid blue ranger on Power Rangers: Turbo

[[classic swim]]

Dressed up like a gopher and waited for someone to walk down the stairs before he went RUHHHHH and made them tumble down the steps.

[-Kudasai-]

Put an electric eel in the bathtub while Mr. Hoonie was taking a bath because Mr. Hoonie forgot that he wasn't allowed to use his bathtub or toilet. 

[[classic swim]]

Screamed like June Christy when he saw Mr. Hoonie shave his legs in the bathroom sink.

[-Kudasai-]

Told Dudeco that he makes Ghostrek clip his toenails.

[The_annoying_one]

Is running for mayor of Greenville, South Carolina.

[-Kudasai-]

Wrote a letter to Santa Claus asking for an accordion for Christmas.

[[classic swim]]

Wrote a fanfic where Woody Woodpecker’s the one that says “WELCOME TO MY WORLD, BITCH!” at the end of Freddy vs Jason.

[The_annoying_one]

Tried out for “Survivor”, but was kicked off the show for calling Jeff Probst a punk ass bitch.

[-Kudasai-]

Won this year's most offensive Halloween Costume Contest by dressing up as The Swedish Chef deep frying Big Bird.

Edited November 17, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Came up with an idea for a gourmet cooking show where everything has to be cooked in the microwave.

[-Kudasai-]

Used to send kudo bars to users instead of liking their posts on the old boards.

[[classic swim]]

Convinced ghostrek to dance with the turkeys in the woods.

[-Kudasai-]

Is taking Ghostrek to get his prostate examined.

Edited November 19, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[discolé monade]

claims to have found 2 exact snowflakes but can not prove, as they  melted. 

[-Kudasai-]

Was the manager at the Cracker Barrel and was working that day when classic swim was barking like a sea lion over not being able to get angel food cake with 7 minute frosting.

Edited November 18, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[[classic swim]]

Met a woman in Virginia who’s going to give his fuzzy naked buttcheeks a Kudasai massage.

[The_annoying_one]

Drove to Wyoming and told the first woman he saw that his elbows were magical.

[-Kudasai-]

Was also at the Cracker Barrel that faithful day in fact was the customer who ordered the last angel food cake with 7 minute frosting.

Edited November 18, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Wants a hippopotamus for Christmas.

[-Kudasai-]

Took a belt to Mr. Hoonie's backside after finding out that he caused the cloudflare outage.

Edited November 23, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[[classic swim]]

He broke up with the woman in Virginia after she undid his boxers in the bed to inserted chocolate bonbons in his butthole while he slept.

[-Kudasai-]

Helped Mr Hoonie cause the cloudflare outage because he was still upset about not getting his angel food cake with 7 minute frosting from Cracker Barrel.

Edited November 23, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[[classic swim]]

Put on a hibachi chef hat and a novelty mustache and walked into Cracker Barrel’s kitchen so he could throw the Angel Food cake at all the other chefs.

[-Kudasai-]

Sleeps with a plushie of Karl Malden.

[The_annoying_one]

His alarm sound is The Chipmunk Song.

Edited November 19, 2025 by The_annoying_one

[-Kudasai-]

Only dates women who own a game genie.