myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

is currently pitching to bravo tv.,  'real housewives of utqiagvik'

 

 

[The_annoying_one]

Wrote a script for Gigli 2, but was banned from show biz for it.

[discolé monade]

has no clue what a skibidi is...but loves saying it when he answers the phone. 

[-Kudasai-]

Was Geddy Lee's vocal coach 

[The_annoying_one]

Is president of the Rick Astley fan club.

[discolé monade]

has continually written rick springfield, with only one inquiry. 'what is jessie's girl's actual name?'

[-Kudasai-]

Made the entire cast of Cheers out of Rigatoni pasta 

[[classic swim]]

He gives the Russian vampires 20 Gs to kidnap Mr. Hoonie and force him to become a communist.

[The_annoying_one]

Wants to go on a road trip with the original cast of Barney and Friends.

[[classic swim]]

The sexiest lady wanted Tao to rub some lotion on her back, and he turned around and said “dude... eat a fricken whamshee bowl.”

[-Kudasai-]

Makes Mr Hoonie scratch his ass when itchy 

[The_annoying_one]

Sells ass scratchers on the street corner with Mr. Hoonie.

[-Kudasai-]

Is wanted for questioning for the disappearance of Mr Hoonie in Kissimmee, Florida 

[discolé monade]

claims to have seen mr. hoonie attacked, and devoured by a 22ft python......

 

 

 

in kissimmee, florida. 

[-Kudasai-]

Owns a Komodo Dragon farm in Gurdon, Arkansas

Edited September 30, 2025 by Mode 7

[discolé monade]

pays handsomely for the fresh remains of my komodo dragons, as he's perfected the art of 'whimsical taxadermy'.

his current piece is 'singing in the rain'. 

just, really, fantastic work. 

[-Kudasai-]

Used to think that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in Casper, Wyoming

[The_annoying_one]

Puts mustard on apple pie.

[-Kudasai-]

Will fight anyone who mispronunces foliage

[discolé monade]

peanut butter and cheese finger sandwiches are his go-to sunday game food. 

[-Kudasai-]

Can play AC/DC's "She Got Balls" on the recorder

[discolé monade]

has been removed from malls across america, for jumping on the piano and pretending to be jerry lee lewis.

 

[The_annoying_one]

Is planning a trip to Jupiter soon.

[discolé monade]

claims to have come up with the term xenomorph AND the bursting stomach scene for the ORIGINAL aliens. 

pfft. 

[-Kudasai-]

Was arrested for assualt and battery after she was caught beating eggs and whipping cream

Edited October 1, 2025 by Mode 7

[discolé monade]

knows it was for those bombass banana bread cupcakes.

[-Kudasai-]

Can't get enough of TAO's artichoke milkshakes

[The_annoying_one]

Wants me to make an anchovy milkshake.

[-Kudasai-]

Made a statue of Uncle Fester out of Farfalle pasta

[[classic swim]]

The reference to Uncle Fester in Better Call Saul just made him wish to his godmother that Uncle Fester really was a secret gun for hire in New Mexico.

[-Kudasai-]

Shaves people's heads for food

[[classic swim]]

Goes up to all the sexy and attractive females and says “yeah, [classic swim] ate my head.” They pet his penis sweetly upon delivering the message.

[The_annoying_one]

Wants to rub baby oil all over every bald head he sees.

[-Kudasai-]

Wants Ghostrek to learn self defense so he loaned him his Hong Kong Phooey DVDs

[discolé monade]

is the connect 4 reigning champion in his state. 

[The_annoying_one]

Earned a medical degree from playing the game of Operation.

[-Kudasai-]

Owns a chicken farm in Kenosha, Wisconsin 

[The_annoying_one]

Is the reigning and defending champion of Mah Jongg for seven years running.

[discolé monade]

has been kicked out of several mah jongg halls, because he just really doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. 

[-Kudasai-]

Started a fight at a bingo hall

Edited October 3, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Blasts AC/DC’s “TNT” whenever he sees two people looking like they’re about to fight.

[-Kudasai-]

Wears a raincoat and goloshes in the shower 

[[classic swim]]

Laughs like Woody Woodpecker when he drops the soap in the shower.

[-Kudasai-]

Mr. Hoonie washes his back in shower

[The_annoying_one]

Sings showtunes in the shower.

[-Kudasai-]

Installed a garbage disposal in his bathtub

[[classic swim]]

Rubs mashed potatoes with gravy across his entire body and has the hot shower water wash it off.

[-Kudasai-]

Makes Mr. Hoonie dry him off, one water droplet at time

[The_annoying_one]

Flavors hamburgers with cocoa powder.

[[classic swim]]

Wants to take cooked hamburger and craft it into some type of glove for his fist so he’ll be ready to find that Hamburglar and punch his fucking teeth in.