Open a sandwich shop next door to the power plant.

[smiradenius]

You could call it, "Sub Station".

[Insipid]

Obtain an actual 1938 Packard.

Can't drive.

Stare at it.

Crackhead eventually scraps it.

Fin.

[The_annoying_one]

Or, hear me out, I could just not do that.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

This should've been in the Groaners thread.