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I don't trust people who aren't ticklish


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2 hours ago, Mix said:

That has to be one of the first things a priest does at an exorcism. 

Y'know, just to confirm the possession. 

I learned to just tell people I get uncontrollable, explosive shits if I get tickled

The amount of people that have attempted to tickle me since I implemented this policy is zero

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12 hours ago, molarbear said:

I learned to just tell people I get uncontrollable, explosive shits if I get tickled

The amount of people that have attempted to tickle me since I implemented this policy is zero

I don't know what's wrong with me. That info would have the opposite effect on me. I wouldn't do it right away, no, I'd wait. I'd save it for a special occasion like a job interview or a water park.

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11 hours ago, Mix said:

I don't know what's wrong with me. That info would have the opposite effect on me. I wouldn't do it right away, no, I'd wait. I'd save it for a special occasion like a job interview or a water park.

...You enjoyed getting pooped on?

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22 hours ago, Mix said:

lol, what?

Are you not wearing clothes?

Yeah

What kind of explosive shits do you have that your clothes are able to contain them? Are you eating the same diet as a rabbit?

Do you just shit out little pellet turds, mix?

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