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26 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

It’s me, dad. Don’t you remember shitting your pants? I had to take them away from you because….well….you kept smearing it on the walls.

I remember shitting my pants and smearing it on the wall just fine. That's just a Monday. 

What I don't remember is having a goddamn kid. :(

 

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3 minutes ago, nameraka said:

I remember shitting my pants and smearing it on the wall just fine. That's just a Monday. 

What I don't remember is having a goddamn kid. :(

 

Ssshhh….everything is just fine. No need to worry. Now, write your fucking bank account info on this piece of paper and shut up, old man!

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