Ancient Roman Dildo?

[scoobdog]

In north central England, archaeologists found a wooden phallus in the ruins of one of the border forts along Hadrian's Wall.  It's fascinating, if not all surprising due to the type of malleable material needed, that sex toys have not been found up to this point.  The wear at both ends of the phallus suggest it was used quite a bit.

[The_annoying_one]

Because nothing says ‘sexy time’ quite like splinters in your hooha.

[Gemini]

In other news, a new theory has arisen, suggesting that this sort of thing is where we got the term "woody" from in order to describe an erect male penis. Also, boin-oin-oin-oin-oin-oing.

Edited February 20, 2023 by hornedlizardman

[The_annoying_one]

3 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

In other news, a new theory has arisen, suggesting that this sort of thing is where we got the term "woody" to describe an erect male penis. Also, boin-oin-oin-oin-oin-oing.

 

[atomicinumatt]

2 hours ago, scoobdog said:

In north central England, archaeologists found a wooden phallus in the ruins of one of the border forts along Hadrian's Wall.  It's fascinating, if not all surprising due to the type of malleable material needed, that sex toys have not been found up to this point.  The wear at both ends of the phallus suggest it was used quite a bit.

So the English created the dildo?

Makes sense since their women are still fickle as ever! Jk jk haha 

Edited February 20, 2023 by atomicinumatt