Pants' Pockets, Kinks, and Unicycle Pr0n

[Vela]

 

5 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

And you win once again. 🤣

I should probably go to bed now. I’m REALLY tired.

Yaaaaaay...is my prize that horse we beat to death?🤣

Nighty night, sleep well...I almost called you Steve for some reason and I have absolutely no fucken idea why, think I'm tired too 

[Vela]

9 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

"They're touching me in.... places."

"Yeah, they get around."

lmao

That was the second thing I thought of when I suggested hand swapping, not the show but the premise...and then you made that reference and I knew we were both in good hands.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Just now, Vela said:

lmao

That was the second thing I thought of when I suggested hand swapping, not the show but the premise...and then you made that reference and I knew we were both in good hands.

*rimshot*.....?

[Vela]

4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

*rimshot*.....?

😉

[Gemini]

I once taught myself how to play this particular song.

(I was 17 at the time. Don't @ me.)

Edited February 2, 2023 by hornedlizardman

[Vela]

7 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

*rimshot*.....?

 

 

Wait...wait is this what you were looking for?

 

That can be your porn name...everybody knows mine's Whiskers Quackenbush.

[Gemini]

4 minutes ago, Vela said:

 

 

Wait...wait is this what you were looking for?

 

That can be your porn name...everybody knows mine's Whiskers Quackenbush.

My porn name is Dixie Woodway. 🤣

[Vela]

Just now, hornedlizardman said:

My porn name is Dixie Woodway. 🤣

Yeeeeeeeesssssssss beautiful

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

7 minutes ago, Vela said:

 

 

Wait...wait is this what you were looking for?

 

That can be your porn name...everybody knows mine's Whiskers Quackenbush.

Buster Pucey

[Gemini]

3 minutes ago, Vela said:

Yeeeeeeeesssssssss beautiful

I'm totally calling you Whiskers from now on. lol

[Vela]

2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Buster Pucey

 🤣Whoadear this really got a laugh out of me.  I can't tell if it's the best or worse.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Tim Lotsacum

[Gemini]

3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Tim Lotsacum

I guess there's a porn version of sports as well?

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Just now, hornedlizardman said:

I guess there's a porn version of sports as well?

There's porn for every kink out there, right? 😝

[Vela]

4 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

I'm totally calling you Whiskers from now on. lol

Me here work'n it

 

 

Somehow I feel my porn name is related to my facepube comment on the absorbent mustache thread XD  I also feel like a catsuit would be written in my clause somewhere.

 

[Gemini]

1 minute ago, Vela said:

Me here work'n it

 

 

Somehow I feel my porn name is related to my facepube comment on the absorbent mustache thread XD  I also feel like a catsuit would be written in my clause somewhere.

 

Only if you cosplayed as Catwoman from Batman Returns. >_> lol

[Vela]

1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

There's porn for every kink out there, right? 😝

Not so much for unicyclists...not that I've found at least. lmfao, there's a very uninteresting story behind what you're thinking to be true but is not.

[Gemini]

1 minute ago, Vela said:

Not so much for unicyclists...not that I've found at least. lmfao, there's a very uninteresting story behind what you're thinking to be true but is not.

How do you know about this? XD

[Vela]

3 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

How do you know about this? XD

I said there is a story.  But it's uninteresting! 😄

[Gemini]

1 minute ago, Vela said:

I said there is a story.  But it's uninteresting! 😄

You'd be surprised at what I find interesting and vice versa.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

4 minutes ago, Vela said:

I said there is a story.  But it's uninteresting! 😄

I don't see how the story about finding out there's not much porn for unicyclists can possibly be uninteresting.

[Vela]

22 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

You'd be surprised at what I find interesting and vice versa.

 

19 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I don't see how the story about finding out there's not much porn for unicyclists can possibly be uninteresting.

 

I'm not sure this is a General Discussion type of thing.  And I'm certain it isn't on topic, even though there could certainly be a kink for pant pockets.

[Vela]

Just now, Vela said:

 

 

 there could certainly be a kink for pant pockets.

and not having them when you need them.

[The_annoying_one]

10 hours ago, Vela said:

 

 

I'm not sure this is a General Discussion type of thing.  And I'm certain it isn't on topic, even though there could certainly be a kink for pant pockets.

I’m not certain this thread has a topic anymore. I love it. 😂

[Gemini]

11 hours ago, Vela said:

and not having them when you need them.

Rule 34 is Rule 34. lol

[Vela]

1 hour ago, The_annoying_one said:

I’m not certain this thread has a topic anymore. I love it. 😂

Maybe just change the subject title to Pants' Pockets, Kinks, and Unicycle Pr0n.  

And NONE of this was my fault.

[The_annoying_one]

3 minutes ago, Vela said:

Maybe just change the subject title to Pants' Pockets, Kinks, and Unicycle Pr0n.  

And NONE of this was my fault.

Done. 😂

I’m not blaming anyone. This is probably the most successful thread I’ve had here.

[Gemini]

49 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Done. 😂

I’m not blaming anyone. This is probably the most successful thread I’ve had here.

I like the new title! 🤣

[The_annoying_one]

10 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

I like the new title! 🤣

This was all Vela. I can’t take the credit lol.

[Gemini]

Just now, The_annoying_one said:

This was all Vela. I can’t take the credit lol.

Oh, I know. She's pretty cool, ain't she?

[Vela]

14 hours ago, hornedlizardman said:

You'd be surprised at what I find interesting and vice versa.

I'm revisiting this because I've had some sleep and just read what I wrote last night.  Now that I think about it the story is uninteresting because there's no story at all, I mean in my head there is but in actuality, no.

HOWEVER!  I shall embellish on my inquiry into unicycle porn and you shall see how uninteresting it was.

 

 

THE STORY BEGINS but a decade ago [or maybe more, who can remember] IN A LAND of unrealistic expectations and unclear evolutionary explanations KNOWN AS...Midstoden!  If you're in the Northern hemisphere. BUT TO THE REST OF THE WORLD IT IS CALLED...Thee Hub!  AND IT IS THERE that our misguided and skeptical protagonist starts her journey.

Itwentsomethinglikethis

Him:  Here. [adjusts laptop]  Think of something, anything.  It'll probably be here.

Me:  Okay.  Felting!

Him:  What?

Me:  You know.  Making things out of felt.

Him:  Okaaaay...yeah nothing on felting.  But...

Me:  K.  Then Unicycling!

Him:  Uh, there's bikes and...and I bet we could find clowns.

Me:  You said anything.  All I see is the same thing.

Him:  I think you're missing the...

Me:  Gumball machines?  Fish tanks.  Ascot.

Him:  [sigh]

Me:  Cumquat?  It's the perfect safeword!

Him:  Stop listing inanimate objects.

Me:  [silence]

...

...

...

Dinosaurs.  Why are you looking at me like that...

Him:  It astounds me how difficult you can be.  Even with something like this.

Me:  Okay fine.  ...Orthodontist.  ... ... I swear I'm not being difficult!  My first crush was on my orthodontist.

Him:  [sigh]  Fine. [hits enter]

Me:  Oh.  Whoa, no no.  Taking that back, just put in mud wrestling or something and end whatever [gestures] this is.  Actually...what is that...

Him:  This one?

Me:  Yeah that one there.

 

And so her journey continued.

 

 

But yeah, considering this was like over a decade ago it's quite possible the world may be over abundant in unicycle porn by now.  I really don't know!

Also THE END.

Edited February 2, 2023 by Vela
typo

[The_annoying_one]

2 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

Oh, I know. She's pretty cool, ain't she?

 

[Gemini]

1 hour ago, Vela said:

I'm revisiting this because I've had some sleep and just read what I wrote last night.  Now that I think about it the story is uninteresting because there's no story at all, I mean in my head there is but in actuality, no.

HOWEVER!  I shall embellish on my inquiry into unicycle porn and you shall see how uninteresting it was.

 

 

THE STORY BEGINS but a decade ago [or maybe more, who can remember] IN A LAND of unrealistic expectations and unclear evolutionary explanations KNOWN AS...Midstoden!  If you're in the Northern hemisphere. BUT TO THE REST OF THE WORLD IT IS CALLED...Thee Hub!  AND IT IS THERE that our misguided and skeptical protagonist starts her journey.

Itwentsomethinglikethis

Him:  Here. [adjusts laptop]  Think of something, anything.  It'll probably be here.

Me:  Okay.  Felting!

Him:  What?

Me:  You know.  Making things out of felt.

Him:  Okaaaay...yeah nothing on felting.  But...

Me:  K.  Then Unicycling!

Him:  Uh, there's bikes and...and I bet we could find clowns.

Me:  You said anything.  All I see is the same thing.

Him:  I think you're missing the...

Me:  Gumball machines?  Fish tanks.  Ascot.

Him:  [sigh]

Me:  Cumquat?  It's the perfect safeword!

Him:  Stop listing inanimate objects.

Me:  [silence]

...

...

...

Dinosaurs.  Why are you looking at me like that...

Him:  It astounds me how difficult you can be.  Even with something like this.

Me:  Okay fine.  ...Orthodontist.  ... ... I swear I'm not being difficult!  My first crush was on my orthodontist.

Him:  [sigh]  Fine. [hits enter]

Me:  Oh.  Whoa, no no.  Taking that back, just put in mud wrestling or something and end whatever [gestures] this is.  Actually...what is that...

Him:  This one?

Me:  Yeah that on there.

 

And so her journey continued.

 

 

But yeah, considering this was like over a decade ago it's quite possible the world may be over abundant in unicycle porn by now.  I really don't know!

Also THE END.

I love you. 🤣

Edited February 2, 2023 by hornedlizardman

[Vela]

9 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

This was all Vela. I can’t take the credit lol.

Shoulda written another disclaimer I guess.

[Gemini]

5 minutes ago, Vela said:

Shoulda written another disclaimer I guess.

Disclaimer: All attempts to be funny or appearances of funny things is merely coincidental or otherwise dead. Member FDIC. (Or is is FDIB? lol)

[The_annoying_one]

56 minutes ago, Vela said:

Shoulda written another disclaimer I guess.

Want me to edit the OP and give you credit where credit’s due? I’ll be more than happy to do it.

Edited February 2, 2023 by The_annoying_one
That first sentence was a question, not a statement

[Vela]

1 hour ago, The_annoying_one said:

Want me to edit the OP and give you credit where credit’s due? I’ll be more than happy to do it.

No, I was saying the opposite.  I was trying to claim I had nothing to do with this! 

[The_annoying_one]

2 minutes ago, Vela said:

No, I was saying the opposite.  I was trying to claim I had nothing to do with this! 

Ok. Ok. I get it. This trainwreck is mine and mine alone! 🤣

[Vela]

3 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Ok. Ok. I get it. This trainwreck is mine and mine alone! 🤣

In truth we came here because of you, and *points at your crotch* your pants.  I was pointing at your pants.

[Gemini]

9 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Ok. Ok. I get it. This trainwreck is mine and mine alone! 🤣

Who said it was a trainwreck? It could be more like "the big one" at a race at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, aka "the Brickyard" because the finish line is pretty much a strip of bricks...I think.

 

Edited February 2, 2023 by hornedlizardman

[The_annoying_one]

3 minutes ago, Vela said:

In truth we came here because of you, and *points at your crotch* your pants.  I was pointing at your pants.

My pants? They’re just basic black sweatpants. >_>
 

3 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

Who said it was a trainwreck? It could be more like "the big one" at the Daytona 500.

Which also contains quite a few wrecks…😂

[Gemini]

Just now, The_annoying_one said:

My pants? They’re just basic black sweatpants. >_>
 

Which also contains quite a few wrecks…😂

Yeah, I know. (And I went and edited the post because I couldn't find the right ARCA Brake Daytona video.)

[The_annoying_one]

24 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

My pants? They’re just basic black sweatpants. >_>
 

Which also contains quite a few wrecks…😂

These 2 quotes together makes it look like I had a bit of an accident….

[The_annoying_one]

My random observation for today:

I’m finally starting to realize that the only people I should trust in my life are family and a very few close friends/acquaintances. And you know what? That’s okay. The less people I have to deal with, the better.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

2 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

My random observation for today:

I’m finally starting to realize that the only people I should trust in my life are family and a very few close friends/acquaintances. And you know what? That’s okay. The less people I have to deal with, the better.

That is a very wise observation.

[The_annoying_one]

On 2/2/2023 at 10:33 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

That is a very wise observation.

And it only took me….almost 40 years to come to it! 😆

Edited February 5, 2023 by The_annoying_one

[Vela]

5 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

And it makes only took me….almost 40 years to come to it! 😆

It's sad that we can't be more trusting.  Makes you feel like it's you against the rest of the world.  I don't want to be at odds with over 7.8 billion people knowing that it only takes one of them to ruin everything.  Sorry...that came out a little pessimistic  On the flip side it makes it all the more special when you find someone you can trust in.   must protect. 

[The_annoying_one]

10 minutes ago, Vela said:

It's sad that we can't be more trusting.  Makes you feel like it's you against the rest of the world.  I don't want to be at odds with over 7.8 billion people knowing that it only takes one of them to ruin everything.  Sorry...that came out a little pessimistic  On the flip side it makes it all the more special when you find someone you can trust in.   must protect. 

Oh, trust me, I completely understand. I’m feeling VERY pessimistic lately. And once again, you are 1000% right. One or two really close friends is a lot better than a bunch of assholes who really don’t give a crap about you either way. How’s that for pessimism? 😛

[Gemini]

30 minutes ago, Vela said:

It's sad that we can't be more trusting.  Makes you feel like it's you against the rest of the world.  I don't want to be at odds with over 7.8 billion people knowing that it only takes one of them to ruin everything.  Sorry...that came out a little pessimistic  On the flip side it makes it all the more special when you find someone you can trust in.   must protect. 

Tell me about it, bestie. It can be hard to trust family at times, too, especially those who are supposed to have your best interests at heart.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

43 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

And it makes only took me….almost 40 years to come to it! 😆

If it makes you feel better I don't think I realized it until my mid-late 30s.