We live in an era where you can be world champion of being slapped in the face

[Mix]

 

This is the best era to be alive.

 

"Always save the best for last. " - There is no God

[Poofy]

 

[Mix]

7 hours ago, Poofy said:

 

Press play on the youtube video above, start the song and let me take you on a short journey exploring the improbable rise of the Siberian legend simply known as "Pelmen" (Dumpling).

In the early days of the "sport" anyone could simply walk on stage and enter the tournament.

They stopped doing that pretty quick.

 

Russian outlets said Pelmen's slap produced gale force winds.

He was a natural.................................three hundred seventy pounder.

Five rounds of separating people from consciousness saw Pelmen standing face to face with the tourny favorite. A shirtless young man who had the crowds support.

Pelmen took his shirt off too because, being part bear, he felt more comfortable this way. 

The championship round was a hellacious back and forth of blows that would shift tectonic plates.

[spoiler/]

And so it was...despite all odds...Pelmen made it to the Cinnabon before it closed.

Also he won the slap thing at the mall. All in all, it was a fun Saturday in Siberia.

No one knew that they had witnessed the rise of a legend in what would become the greatest contest of manliness the world as ever known.

[spoiler/]

[The_annoying_one]

I thought Chris Rock already had that title?

[Gemini]

Man, this sport came about fifty years too late for a certain group of people referred to society as pimps.

[Mix]

"The power slap league has seen a higher than normal rate of memory loss among it's participants."

 

What's the normal rate?

[Gemini]

1 hour ago, Mix said:

"The power slap league has seen a higher than normal rate of memory loss among it's participants."

 

What's the normal rate?

I don't know. What I do know is bitchslapping someone as hard as humanly possible is a sport.