Mix Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 This is the best era to be alive. "Always save the best for last. " - There is no God 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poofy Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 18, 2023 Author Share Posted January 18, 2023 7 hours ago, Poofy said: Press play on the youtube video above, start the song and let me take you on a short journey exploring the improbable rise of the Siberian legend simply known as "Pelmen" (Dumpling). In the early days of the "sport" anyone could simply walk on stage and enter the tournament. They stopped doing that pretty quick. Russian outlets said Pelmen's slap produced gale force winds. He was a natural.................................three hundred seventy pounder. Five rounds of separating people from consciousness saw Pelmen standing face to face with the tourny favorite. A shirtless young man who had the crowds support. Pelmen took his shirt off too because, being part bear, he felt more comfortable this way. The championship round was a hellacious back and forth of blows that would shift tectonic plates. [spoiler/] And so it was...despite all odds...Pelmen made it to the Cinnabon before it closed. Also he won the slap thing at the mall. All in all, it was a fun Saturday in Siberia. No one knew that they had witnessed the rise of a legend in what would become the greatest contest of manliness the world as ever known. [spoiler/] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 I thought Chris Rock already had that title? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 Man, this sport came about fifty years too late for a certain group of people referred to society as pimps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted October 17, 2023 Author Share Posted October 17, 2023 "The power slap league has seen a higher than normal rate of memory loss among it's participants." What's the normal rate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Mix said: "The power slap league has seen a higher than normal rate of memory loss among it's participants." What's the normal rate? I don't know. What I do know is bitchslapping someone as hard as humanly possible is a sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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