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These Ultra-Marathons are getting insane


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Fifty......one hundred............TWO HUNDRED MILES!

And not a black person in sight.

I see what you're doing, white people, and I respect it.

Just keep making foot races longer until you win one. It's simple, it's clean, it's genius.

The only problem is you've made them so long that nobody cares.

I tried to care about an ultra-marathon race and a day later I straight up forgot it was still going on.

You have to spice things up to keep people invested.

My suggestion is to have people chasing you with dogs.

Hear me out.

This is a sport for hardcore people. There's nothing more hardcore than getting mauled by dogs.

If you get caught, you get mauled by dogs and taken back to the starting line where you are free to begin the race again.

Viewership would go through the roof.

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