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Do you think god secretly invented twitter?


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Imagine if thoughts and prayers were the original tweets, but to god. Think of how nuts his feed would of been. 

You've read the bible or at the very least heard some of the stories. How ever much they say it, he does not "work in mysterious ways."

This is totally some shit he would do. 

 

- "Let me give these muffukas a taste of their own medicine."

- "You sure about that, dawg."

- "Hell yeah, nigga. Tired of these muffukas, man."

- "Maybe you should run it by Jesus or HG first, y'know."

- "Fuck that! Why you always say that shit? I run shit here! They just live here!"

- "aight, nigga, damn"

- "And Give that nigga, Lucifer, a call. He'll want in on this."

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