molarbear Posted October 26, 2021 Posted October 26, 2021 (edited) @Mix Time to bust out your mini series on how to parallel park sexily Edited October 26, 2021 by molarbear 1
bnmjy Posted October 26, 2021 Posted October 26, 2021 There's a live action version of the Ankha Animal Crossing hentai. (Enjoy.)
molarbear Posted October 26, 2021 Author Posted October 26, 2021 56 minutes ago, bnmjy said: There's a live action version of the Ankha Animal Crossing hentai. (Enjoy.) I was in the discord this place created long enough to have seen all the furry porn I never asked for ...I had all the porn channels muted too
bnmjy Posted October 26, 2021 Posted October 26, 2021 5 minutes ago, molarbear said: I was in the discord this place created long enough to have seen all the furry porn I never asked for ...I had all the porn channels muted too I've only been there a handful of times, and they were always worried I'd post the hooha. Hypocrites.
molarbear Posted October 26, 2021 Author Posted October 26, 2021 13 minutes ago, bnmjy said: I've only been there a handful of times, and they were always worried I'd post the hooha. Hypocrites. These were the pre-pre-pre-pre days Sandy was blasting zombies with Moxie and I Video chat wasn't a function Drunk Mix and I would concoct world domination peace plans Humanity has yet to receive fire
Mix Posted October 26, 2021 Posted October 26, 2021 1 hour ago, molarbear said: @Mix Time to bust out your mini series on how to parallel park sexily In my best Barry White voice; "You gotta back that thing up nice and eeeaaasssyyy...oh yeah, bebeh" "ahh crap, hold on...uhh, baby...I just gotta pull back out for a sec and.....nope, still not right....dammit, wtf....hehe, this has never happened to me before..." ... 20 mins later "Look its not necessarily me. I mean I know how to park the hell outta this thing. Maybe it's your parking spot. It's off somehow." ... 4 hours later "CALL THE NUMBER ON THE BOX! IT'S BEEN ROCK HARD FOR THREE HOURS NOW! FUCK IT, CALL A DOCTOR! IT'S FUCKING TURNING PURPLE! LET'S JUST DRIVE TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL! Shit, they're towing my car. We forgot to park it." 2 2
molarbear Posted October 26, 2021 Author Posted October 26, 2021 36 minutes ago, Mix said: In my best Barry White voice; "You gotta back that thing up nice and eeeaaasssyyy...oh yeah, bebeh" "ahh crap, hold on...uhh, baby...I just gotta pull back out for a sec and.....nope, still not right....dammit, wtf....hehe, this has never happened to me before..." ... 20 mins later "Look its not necessarily me. I mean I know how to park the hell outta this thing. Maybe it's your parking spot. It's off somehow." ... 4 hours later "CALL THE NUMBER ON THE BOX! IT'S BEEN ROCK HARD FOR THREE HOURS NOW! FUCK IT, CALL A DOCTOR! IT'S FUCKING TURNING PURPLE! LET'S JUST DRIVE TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL! Shit, they're towing my car. We forgot to park it." "Officer I swear I just pulled the tip up to the rear wheel housing, I have no clue how my vehicle is now stuck ass to ass with a tow truck. Personally I think you should be impressed." *Queue Commercial "Is your vehicle stuck A2A with a tow truck? Call M&M Lawn Chair Law, that's 1-800-Lawn Law! We don't know what we're doing, we just carry briefcases around and pretend like we do until someone calls our bluff, then we fold like lawn chairs"
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