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5 minutes ago, molarbear said:

I was in the discord this place created long enough to have seen all the furry porn I never asked for

 

...I had all the porn channels muted too

I've only been there a handful of times, and they were always worried I'd post the hooha.

Hypocrites.

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13 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

I've only been there a handful of times, and they were always worried I'd post the hooha.

Hypocrites.

These were the pre-pre-pre-pre days

Sandy was blasting zombies with Moxie and I

Video chat wasn't a function

Drunk Mix and I would concoct world domination peace plans

Humanity has yet to receive fire

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1 hour ago, molarbear said:

@Mix

Time to bust out your mini series on how to parallel park

 

 

sexily

In my best Barry White voice;

"You gotta back that thing up nice and eeeaaasssyyy...oh yeah, bebeh"   

"ahh crap, hold on...uhh, baby...I just gotta pull back out for a sec and.....nope, still not right....dammit, wtf....hehe, this has never happened to me before..."

...

20 mins later

"Look its not necessarily me. I mean I know how to park the hell outta this thing. Maybe it's your parking spot. It's off somehow."

...

4 hours later

"CALL THE NUMBER ON THE BOX! IT'S BEEN ROCK HARD FOR THREE HOURS NOW! FUCK IT,  CALL A DOCTOR! IT'S FUCKING TURNING PURPLE! LET'S JUST DRIVE TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL!  Shit, they're towing my car. We forgot to park it."

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36 minutes ago, Mix said:

In my best Barry White voice;

"You gotta back that thing up nice and eeeaaasssyyy...oh yeah, bebeh"   

"ahh crap, hold on...uhh, baby...I just gotta pull back out for a sec and.....nope, still not right....dammit, wtf....hehe, this has never happened to me before..."

...

20 mins later

"Look its not necessarily me. I mean I know how to park the hell outta this thing. Maybe it's your parking spot. It's off somehow."

...

4 hours later

"CALL THE NUMBER ON THE BOX! IT'S BEEN ROCK HARD FOR THREE HOURS NOW! FUCK IT,  CALL A DOCTOR! IT'S FUCKING TURNING PURPLE! LET'S JUST DRIVE TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL!  Shit, they're towing my car. We forgot to park it."

"Officer I swear I just pulled the tip up to the rear wheel housing, I have no clue how my vehicle is now stuck ass to ass with a tow truck. Personally I think you should be impressed."

*Queue Commercial

"Is your vehicle stuck A2A with a tow truck?  Call M&M Lawn Chair Law, that's 1-800-Lawn Law! We don't know what we're doing, we just carry briefcases around and pretend like we do until someone calls our bluff, then we fold like lawn chairs"

 

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