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Has Jackie Chan ever done a cart wheel, pooped at the zenith of the cartwheel and then kicked the poop at the oncoming ninja janitor? I haven't seen all of his movies so I'm not sure. 

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Jackie Chan doesn't poop.  His body operates at peak efficiency so the only waste he produces is sweat.  The rest is converted into either tricks with ladders or the phrase "I don't want no trouble."

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