Sofa King Kule Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 Messy kitchen transformed from terrible to useable in just three hours. First picture is before, the second is after. If any kitchen is a frightening gross out, just call the Noisy Alchemist and watch the mess vanish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real_AirCooledGirl Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 I used to work in restaurants. If I saw a messy kitchen like in the before pic, I'd break into my broken kitchen Spanish and cuss up a storm. I'd use the kind of cussing that'd make the GOAT, Anthony Bourdain, proud. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 That took you Three hours?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted August 2, 2021 Author Share Posted August 2, 2021 22 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: That took you Three hours?? Most of that grime had been drying and crusting there for months. That's not an ordinary wipe up job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 16 hours ago, Sofa King Kule said: Most of that grime had been drying and crusting there for months. That's not an ordinary wipe up job. There is way too much shit on the counter. Why do you not have a range hood? And most importantly, why would you let your kitchen go like that for three months?! I clean mine daily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted August 2, 2021 Author Share Posted August 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: There is way too much shit on the counter. Why do you not have a range hood? And most importantly, why would you let your kitchen go like that for three months?! I clean mine daily. It's not my kitchen. I was paid to clean it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaygoPendejo Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 Wow! You really did a good job cleaning up there dawg! My kitchen is pretty messy too! Lol! Woop woop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 On 8/2/2021 at 2:56 PM, Sofa King Kule said: It's not my kitchen. I was paid to clean it. I wouldn't have given you a dime. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted August 5, 2021 Author Share Posted August 5, 2021 23 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: I wouldn't have given you a dime. I got $100. You should have seen the floor and the fridge. The closet and everything inside the cabinets had to be done. Then, he insisted on keeping all those coffee cans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clownhova Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 On 8/4/2021 at 10:53 PM, Sofa King Kule said: Then, he insisted on keeping all those coffee cans. Sounds like a potential warning sign for hoarding disorder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted August 7, 2021 Author Share Posted August 7, 2021 2 hours ago, Clownhova said: Sounds like a potential warning sign for hoarding disorder. It's part of why I was there. It was an emergency situation because the landlord and the building inspector were threatening eviction unless the place was made habitable before the deadline date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clownhova Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 3 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: It's part of why I was there. It was an emergency situation because the landlord and the building inspector were threatening eviction unless the place was made habitable before the deadline date. That's nice of you to help out. Do you know if the tenant is receiving professional help for the underlying mental issues, though? Because if not, the place will just get cluttered up again in no time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted August 7, 2021 Author Share Posted August 7, 2021 16 minutes ago, Clownhova said: That's nice of you to help out. Do you know if the tenant is receiving professional help for the underlying mental issues, though? Because if not, the place will just get cluttered up again in no time. A local program for senior and disabled citizens provides weekly housekeeping service. I'm helping him with the paperwork and seeing that he meets his appointments for it. Luckily, he doesn't have a lot of furniture and so, mopping his floors, throwing away obvious debris and keeping the bathroom and kitchen presentable should not be a problem, now that all the heavy work is done. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clownhova Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 1 minute ago, Sofa King Kule said: A local program for senior and disabled citizens provides weekly housekeeping service. I'm helping him with the paperwork and seeing that he meets his appointments for it. Luckily, he doesn't have a lot of furniture and so, mopping his floors, throwing away obvious debris and keeping the bathroom and kitchen presentable should not be a problem, now that all the heavy work is done. I used to help a lady in my neighborhood with stuff around the house. She has a lot of medical conditions, so I would help her clean and do yardwork for her. We convinced her son to move here to help out a few months ago but I still pop by from time to time to see how she's doing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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