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It's a crazy world we're living in. Things happen fast, they happen all the time, and they can happen to you.

Now if you're anything like me you live in fear of dying or being killed or ending up suddenly deceased. 

How can you enjoy the sweet release of death with your last thoughts scrambling to figure out when you last deleted your browser history.

Now, thanks to MixLix, a subsidiary of Mix Industries, I present to you an app that can delete your history on all browsers, across all your devices, with the push of a single button. It's called CnoPno. 

This app is going to change the world. It's the first app that improves people's lives and their after lives. 

People resting in peace unconcerned about what their loved ones may or may not find leads to a huge reduction in ghosts. As everyone knows, ghosts are spirits unable to move on, chained to this plane of existence due to unresolved issues. Imagine the rise in ghosts since the inception of the internet. CnoPno is the only app, and MixLix is the only company that is working to halt the rise of restless spirits.

Now, Sharks, this is where you come in. I am looking for $2.5 million dollars for 2.5 percent of my company. We need the capital to expand, hire engineers, programmers and who ever else knows how to build an app. I know you recognize a billion dollar idea when you see one, so your investment will be returned to you a hundred times over. 

(pause and smile)

So, what do you say?

(Seem unconcerned, like you don't really need this....make sure not to look at Cuban right away)

I see, well I'll have to hear the other offers first.

(Be polite, but firm. Pretend to think about it before you graciously turn the others down. Ask Mark for court side tickets)

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26 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

I hope I help my family find good porn. I had to learn new people and found Kesha and Sheila Ortega. Keeping up to date with porn can be annoying. Kimberly Granger fucks like an animal but she's so skinny.

It's impossible to keep up to date with porn. 

I don't know any of these names. 

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8 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Two questions:

How are you going to press the button when you're dead?

How do you pronounce CnoPno?

- You would do it as you were dying. Like you could call 911 as you're having that heart attack or you could use the app. 

- See no Pee no

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