PhilosipherStoned Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 I'm buzzed as shit right now. AMA? Don't expect anything grandiose , but I'll predict your future for a post teh hee.. Might as well do something 'round here.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 What is the pirate's connection to the Spaghetti Monster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted November 28, 2020 Author Share Posted November 28, 2020 (edited) Human beings actually descended from pirates not apes, and the rapidly declining number of pirates over the years is the true cause of global warming. Also because of the pirate addition to the pastafarian genesis schtick pastafarians are encouraged to dress and take up the mannerisms of the great progenitors. https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/16/474510676/holy-macaroni-welcome-to-the-first-ever-official-pastafarian-wedding Edited November 28, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Ayy, I'm buzzed too. Mid-relapse life. My question is this. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck... and hear me out... if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted November 28, 2020 Author Share Posted November 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Skiles said: Ayy, I'm buzzed too. Mid-relapse life. My question is this. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck... and hear me out... if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 36 I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted November 28, 2020 Author Share Posted November 28, 2020 His Noodly Appendage>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 2 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: 36 I think. Ja feel. I think you underestimate the majestic woodchuck, but hey, what do I know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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