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Human beings actually descended from pirates not apes, and the rapidly declining number of pirates over the years is the true cause of global warming. Also because of the pirate addition to the pastafarian genesis schtick pastafarians are encouraged to dress and take up the mannerisms of the great progenitors.

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/16/474510676/holy-macaroni-welcome-to-the-first-ever-official-pastafarian-wedding

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Ayy, I'm buzzed too. Mid-relapse life. My question is this.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck... and hear me out... if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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