Tricolor Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 If i wipe my penis before wiping my butt after pooping, can I catch something? This corona crap has been making me see skeletons everywhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezebelthenun Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 TFW you find things you didn't even know you never didn't want to know because it's just not something you'd have ever given a moment to, and now the questions make you hate yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 (edited) 13 hours ago, Tricolor said: If i wipe my penis before wiping my butt after pooping, can I catch something? This corona crap has been making me see skeletons everywhere! There are many different strains of genital warts. Different strains prefer or essentially require certain parts of the body. If you had a strain that liked both penis and booty, and prior to wiping front to back, you were only infected in the front, in theory, you could spread them to your tookus. This scenario is unlikely for a number of reasons, but to my knowledge, this is the only STD you could spread amongst your front to back. Edited August 5, 2020 by Poof 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panic_at_the_Sisko Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 This is why you keep peanut butter and a senile dog in the bathroom so you don't have to concern yourself with these questions. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricolor Posted August 6, 2020 Author Share Posted August 6, 2020 8 hours ago, jezebelthenun said: TFW you find things you didn't even know you never didn't want to know because it's just not something you'd have ever given a moment to, and now the questions make you hate yourself. Oh don't worry, I hated myself long before these questions arose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricolor Posted August 6, 2020 Author Share Posted August 6, 2020 3 hours ago, Poof said: There are many different strains of genital warts. Different strains prefer or essentially require certain parts of the body. If you had a strain that liked both penis and booty, and prior to wiping front to back, you were only infected in the front, in theory, you could spread them to your tookus. This scenario is unlikely for a number of reasons, but to my knowledge, this is the only STD you could spread amongst your front to back. I see your reasoning, and I would be a right psychopath if I were to wipe back to front. Like, who does that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricolor Posted August 6, 2020 Author Share Posted August 6, 2020 3 hours ago, Panic_at_the_Sisko said: This is why you keep peanut butter and a senile dog in the bathroom so you don't have to concern yourself with these questions. Sorry, I only got one pair of those and they're being used for sex at the moment. Maybe anal bleach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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