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1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said:

xenu didn't save her?

The same guy who blew up volcanoes with hydrogen bombs to kill the Teegeeacks he brought here on his ship millions of years ago? Nah. He instead slowly sent cancer particles to her breasts over the course of two years. At the request of L. Ron. Who's ghost contacted the alien lord, Xenu. This has been a slow plot since Travolta turned down the role of Danny Zucko in Grease 2. 


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