resurrected Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/13/entertainment/kelly-preston-dead/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 xenu didn't save her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted July 13, 2020 Author Share Posted July 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: xenu didn't save her? The same guy who blew up volcanoes with hydrogen bombs to kill the Teegeeacks he brought here on his ship millions of years ago? Nah. He instead slowly sent cancer particles to her breasts over the course of two years. At the request of L. Ron. Who's ghost contacted the alien lord, Xenu. This has been a slow plot since Travolta turned down the role of Danny Zucko in Grease 2. Fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 this handle needs to announce every celebrity death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted July 13, 2020 Author Share Posted July 13, 2020 31 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: this handle needs to announce every celebrity death. Yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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