I'm not going back to work whenever this is over.

[Ultima]

This is too fun. Work is so boring. I'm gonna intentionally catch the Coronavirus so that I can cite psychological trauma as my reason for not returning to work whenever that is. This is a brilliant plan!! 🐺

[scoobdog]

It might be your best plan yet.

[Seight]

So we can quote you in saying if you get Corona, you get Corona?

[katt_goddess]

Pretty sure they'll have updated their background checks by then anyway.