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The end times have truly arrived.


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This still doesn't scare me. Walmart doesn't even have time to restock their shelves because people are fucking losing their minds. I went to get some snacks and the sheer smugness of old people walking around with 34 count Charmin and bounty is wild as hell to me. 

Like they're looking down on me for purchasing my regular supplies. 

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The role of toilet paper in tonight's show will be played by two packages of 250 paper napkins.

(No but for real, if all the Waffle Houses start running reduced hours that is how we will know we are well and truly fucked)

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