Phillies Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 You mean dime size Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 The last time I bought those magnum sized ones at CVS, I came home and they were too small and the jealous CVS cashier wouldn't let me return them because he was angry that I had a package he could only dream of having... and that once you open the box, you can't get your money back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted February 28, 2017 Author Share Posted February 28, 2017 Did you tell your OKC Cupid targets, errrhmm, I mean potential dates about your enormous size ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisIdiot Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 your talking about an actual package from a mail delivery service aren't you .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 You and Zeni have plans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 You and Zeni have plans? Their plans involve the Judas Chair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 it makes sense you and zeni would be the ones fucking each other...I mean you have so much in common...no job...no future...a board punchline....I have one question tho...who's gonna be the bottom? I mean cause you're both bitches..AMIRITE?!? Up top...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted February 28, 2017 Author Share Posted February 28, 2017 You and Zeni have plans? yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted February 28, 2017 Author Share Posted February 28, 2017 Their plans involve the Judas Chair Zeni is going to put on the gimp outfit and bob himself via chains over a lubed up J-chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted February 28, 2017 Author Share Posted February 28, 2017 it makes sense you and zeni would be the ones fucking each other...I mean you have so much in common...no job...no future...a board punchline....I have one question tho...who's gonna be the bottom? I mean cause you're both bitches..AMIRITE?!? Up top...lol No one is perfect... You need to get on a treadmill for example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Zeni is going to put on the gimp outfit and bob himself via chains over a lubed up J-chair. That's a waste of lube, pretty sure it won't help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 No one is perfect... You need to get on a treadmill for example. hey I know this, you know this...it's not like it's shocking news...I don't pretend to be perfect...but I'll make you a deal...you get a job...I'll get on that treadmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 hey I know this, you know this...it's not like it's shocking news...I don't pretend to be perfect...but I'll make you a deal...you get a job...I'll get on that treadmill Kill two birds with one stone and hire Phillies as a personal trainer? ::spin:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Kill two birds with one stone and hire Phillies as a personal trainer? ::spin:: na na na isn't he one of the "plump kids" too? I don't think you can be a personal trainer if your BMI is over 2% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted February 28, 2017 Author Share Posted February 28, 2017 That's a waste of lube, pretty sure it won't help. Yeah we don't wanna hurt Zeni... do we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted February 28, 2017 Author Share Posted February 28, 2017 hey I know this, you know this...it's not like it's shocking news...I don't pretend to be perfect...but I'll make you a deal...you get a job...I'll get on that treadmill I will get a job when Zeni gets laid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted February 28, 2017 Author Share Posted February 28, 2017 na na na isn't he one of the "plump kids" too? I don't think you can be a personal trainer if your BMI is over 2% I am 25 pounds over weight S: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 I will get a job when Zeni gets laid. so you would be bent over uncle sam's desk for the next 80 years then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Finally dropped the Miku act and being a total queer now, yeppers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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