Zenigundam Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 The last time I bought those magnum sized ones at CVS, I came home and they were too small and the jealous CVS cashier wouldn't let me return them because he was angry that I had a package he could only dream of having... and that once you open the box, you can't get your money back.
Phillies Posted February 28, 2017 Author Posted February 28, 2017 Did you tell your OKC Cupid targets, errrhmm, I mean potential dates about your enormous size ?
ThisIdiot Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 your talking about an actual package from a mail delivery service aren't you ....
Kudasai Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 You and Zeni have plans? Their plans involve the Judas Chair
Still Me Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 it makes sense you and zeni would be the ones fucking each other...I mean you have so much in common...no job...no future...a board punchline....I have one question tho...who's gonna be the bottom? I mean cause you're both bitches..AMIRITE?!? Up top...lol
Phillies Posted February 28, 2017 Author Posted February 28, 2017 Their plans involve the Judas Chair Zeni is going to put on the gimp outfit and bob himself via chains over a lubed up J-chair.
Phillies Posted February 28, 2017 Author Posted February 28, 2017 it makes sense you and zeni would be the ones fucking each other...I mean you have so much in common...no job...no future...a board punchline....I have one question tho...who's gonna be the bottom? I mean cause you're both bitches..AMIRITE?!? Up top...lol No one is perfect... You need to get on a treadmill for example.
Ric Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 Zeni is going to put on the gimp outfit and bob himself via chains over a lubed up J-chair. That's a waste of lube, pretty sure it won't help.
Still Me Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 No one is perfect... You need to get on a treadmill for example. hey I know this, you know this...it's not like it's shocking news...I don't pretend to be perfect...but I'll make you a deal...you get a job...I'll get on that treadmill
Ric Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 hey I know this, you know this...it's not like it's shocking news...I don't pretend to be perfect...but I'll make you a deal...you get a job...I'll get on that treadmill Kill two birds with one stone and hire Phillies as a personal trainer? ::spin::
Still Me Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 Kill two birds with one stone and hire Phillies as a personal trainer? ::spin:: na na na isn't he one of the "plump kids" too? I don't think you can be a personal trainer if your BMI is over 2%
Phillies Posted February 28, 2017 Author Posted February 28, 2017 That's a waste of lube, pretty sure it won't help. Yeah we don't wanna hurt Zeni... do we?
Phillies Posted February 28, 2017 Author Posted February 28, 2017 hey I know this, you know this...it's not like it's shocking news...I don't pretend to be perfect...but I'll make you a deal...you get a job...I'll get on that treadmill I will get a job when Zeni gets laid.
Phillies Posted February 28, 2017 Author Posted February 28, 2017 na na na isn't he one of the "plump kids" too? I don't think you can be a personal trainer if your BMI is over 2% I am 25 pounds over weight S:
Misaka Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 I will get a job when Zeni gets laid. so you would be bent over uncle sam's desk for the next 80 years then
bnmjy Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 Finally dropped the Miku act and being a total queer now, yeppers.
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