Two Sentence Horror

[GuyBeardmane]

Like, I know this is a thing already on reddit but FUCK reddit.  I wrote one and want to share it, so here it comes.

 

When decapitated, the brain can make the eyes blink and mouth move for a few seconds.  The body shouldn't be moving around though, right?

 

There's my two sentence horror story.  Share one of yours!

[Cau]

You're sitting on the toilet making a twosie.

The door opens.

[fuggstop]

He dies mysteriously. No more child support. 

[Phillies]

mom hands me job application

moms body found in dumpter fire next day

[fuggstop]

When I woke up the TV was gone. So was he. 

[fuggstop]

A man offers you a million dollars to take his son's virginity. His son is Zeni.