When i was younger i loved to chew on seat belts.

[SwimModSponges]

But it wasnt just chewing. 

I'd roll the belt up in my mouth and just salivate all over it. I would satirate the belt in my juices then draw the belt-flavored liquid back into my throat before pushing it back out again to marinate.

I would do this for hours.

[nameraka]

yeah. whatever. who didn't do that? 

[SwimModSponges]

Oh good, I'm not alone.

... I distinctly remembered the taste.

[PhilosipherStoned]

You working on a TLC monologue?