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Stop! Giving me hickeys... you dumb (legal age) 18 year old woman!!


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One was gonna be hard enough to explain at work on Monday, but now I have FIVE?!?!? 😑

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We're still gonna keep smashing, but this is a bad look! If I gave you five hickeys, how do you think your homeroom teacher would view you? πŸ¦’

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Just now, Professah Tex said:

You have to explain hickeys at work?

Ok, I guess I worded this incorrectly. I'm saying when my employers and/or supervisors give me disapproving looks because of the hickeys, I call them out!! Don't shoot me those sideways looks!! Approach me like the fucking man I am, otherwise you're like Sam I Am, but trust me IΒ doΒ want the green eggs and ham. πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Š

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Just now, Professah Tex said:

Man I wasn't even trying to call your bluff you can do better..Β 

You know there's no bluffs with me. I talk the talk and walk the walk, don't you have some ladies to stalk? 🐰

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27 minutes ago, Ginguy said:

Stop molesting the shopvac Zeni.....

But he talks the talk and walks the walk.Β 

He's gonna send his bouncers after you.

(Wonders if Zeni's bouncers take the bus too).

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i went into work with a hickey for a few days back in May of last year. pretty much everybody knew and made fun of it at the time but since no one has mentioned it since i'm pretty sure they all forgot

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9 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

You know there's no bluffs with me. I talk the talk and walk the walk, don't you have some ladies to stalk? 🐰

The Perp walk.

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