Opium Posted January 14, 2019 Posted January 14, 2019 Think about it, ladies; you saw me, I saw you. I showed you my biceps, you showed me your glutes. We were made for this, and even though I came out strong asking you to watch me bust nuts on snapchat, I'm still a good man deep down who will take care of you and show you around Olive Garden like the queen you are. I know you're starting to regret your decision for unmatching me -- you weren't horny then. You're horny now. I understand and accept your impending apology. And I know this is gonna get #zeni'd #lonewolfclub'd but come on fellas... at the end of the day, we all know our dicks hang differently
fuggstop Posted January 14, 2019 Posted January 14, 2019 Girls always unmatch me when i ask them to meet me in an empty parking lot so i can munch their bush ðŸ˜
Opium Posted January 14, 2019 Author Posted January 14, 2019 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: Girls always unmatch me when i ask them to meet me in an empty parking lot so i can munch their bush 😠Yeah but I'm hot and don't carry a disease (called children)
fuggstop Posted January 14, 2019 Posted January 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Opium said: Yeah but I'm hot and don't carry a disease (called children) If i wasnt hot would they have matched with me? And what kids gotta do with eating cooter?
Opium Posted January 14, 2019 Author Posted January 14, 2019 Just now, fuggstop said: If i wasnt hot would they have matched with me? And what kids gotta do with eating cooter? Absolutely. Men are either drunk or manic when they get on Tinder. And kids just make it smell funny...like a playpen of plastic balls and sweat
fuggstop Posted January 14, 2019 Posted January 14, 2019 24 minutes ago, Opium said: Absolutely. Men are either drunk or manic when they get on Tinder. And kids just make it smell funny...like a playpen of plastic balls and sweat Meanwhile less than 5 guys have unmatched me and i have 600 matches. U never b on this level lol
Mini_ghost420 Posted January 14, 2019 Posted January 14, 2019 but this is still a thread right out of the Zeni playbook 1
Opium Posted January 14, 2019 Author Posted January 14, 2019 20 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Meanwhile less than 5 guys have unmatched me and i have 600 matches. U never b on this level lol Bruh u think men unmatch wtf
Opium Posted January 14, 2019 Author Posted January 14, 2019 14 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: but this is still a thread right out of the Zeni playbook I know you’re trying to trick me with your fancy cursive-like font, but I don’t carry around a playbook with Sonic stickers on it like that flab boy Zenicuck. I make my own rules, and from the gut. From instinct, like during the days we were nothing more than animals.
Opium Posted January 14, 2019 Author Posted January 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, CutieQuesadilla said: Zeni? Come on now, fella
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