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I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge, and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor’s office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I’ve trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius’s wrath. then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting it’s prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don’t have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare, so the doctor gets me off and it’s covered by taxpayers. That’s my fetish

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Lol thats totally awesome but not as awesome as this bigfoot story i read that has been deleted off the web

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9 minutes ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said:

This is why I am firing you from being my doctor and moving on to @TrigunBebop

Oh yeah I sell ur pube pets to a sushi place 3 or 4 times n I'm a bad Dr all the sudden.

 

He's gonna leave you for a balloon

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1 minute ago, Xanatos said:

Oh yeah I sell ur pube pets to a sushi place 3 or 4 times n I'm a bad Dr all the sudden.

 

He's gonna leave you for a balloon

When he sees my ass, he will see the greatest balloon.


And if he is into inflation, I have that covered too.

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1 minute ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said:

When he sees my ass, he will see the greatest balloon.


And if he is into inflation, I have that covered too.

U give a whole new meaning to blow job.

 

I hope his helium cum fucks ur voice up.

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1 hour ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said:

When he sees my ass, he will see the greatest balloon.


And if he is into inflation, I have that covered too.

Inflation's pretty hot.

Though that's mostly because people tend to use big ass latex balloons in inflation videos and what not.

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