Rogue_Alphonse Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge, and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor’s office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I’ve trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius’s wrath. then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting it’s prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don’t have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare, so the doctor gets me off and it’s covered by taxpayers. That’s my fetish 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knife_Hands Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 (edited) Lol thats totally awesome but not as awesome as this bigfoot story i read that has been deleted off the web Edited December 26, 2018 by Knife_Hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 kinky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted December 26, 2018 Author Share Posted December 26, 2018 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: kinky Be my doctor please <3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Just now, Rogue߷Alphonse said: Be my doctor please <3 >.> <.< Time for your physical. I'm gonna need you to disrobe please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted December 26, 2018 Author Share Posted December 26, 2018 Just now, TrigunBebop said: >.> <.< Time for your physical. I'm gonna need you to disrobe please. I already have <3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said: I already have <3 Looks like someone came prepared. I approve. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said: Be my doctor please <3 There's some weird bumps n rashes down here sir. N more crabs then a red lobster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted December 26, 2018 Author Share Posted December 26, 2018 11 minutes ago, Xanatos said: There's some weird bumps n rashes down here sir. N more crabs then a red lobster. This is why I am firing you from being my doctor and moving on to @TrigunBebop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted December 26, 2018 Author Share Posted December 26, 2018 20 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Looks like someone came prepared. I approve. You make me cum prepared owo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 9 minutes ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said: This is why I am firing you from being my doctor and moving on to @TrigunBebop Oh yeah I sell ur pube pets to a sushi place 3 or 4 times n I'm a bad Dr all the sudden. He's gonna leave you for a balloon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Ho ho, very amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted December 26, 2018 Author Share Posted December 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Xanatos said: Oh yeah I sell ur pube pets to a sushi place 3 or 4 times n I'm a bad Dr all the sudden. He's gonna leave you for a balloon When he sees my ass, he will see the greatest balloon. And if he is into inflation, I have that covered too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said: When he sees my ass, he will see the greatest balloon. And if he is into inflation, I have that covered too. U give a whole new meaning to blow job. I hope his helium cum fucks ur voice up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted December 26, 2018 Author Share Posted December 26, 2018 Me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TrigunBebop Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said: When he sees my ass, he will see the greatest balloon. And if he is into inflation, I have that covered too. Inflation's pretty hot. Though that's mostly because people tend to use big ass latex balloons in inflation videos and what not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said: You make me cum prepared owo Good. I love it when I get my patients to cum prepared. <3 Edited December 26, 2018 by TrigunBebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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