Greeny Posted December 23, 2018 Posted December 23, 2018 so of course I had to measure my weiner while I had the tape measure out.
Greeny Posted December 23, 2018 Author Posted December 23, 2018 13 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Well? What were the results? That's for the mother of my children to find out.
molarbear Posted December 23, 2018 Posted December 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Greeny said: so of course I had to measure my weiner while I had the tape measure out. Must be nice to have to use a tape measure I just use my pinky toe
Greeny Posted December 23, 2018 Author Posted December 23, 2018 7 minutes ago, molarbear said: Must be nice to have to use a tape measure I just use my pinky toe How do you know how long half a pinky toe is though?
Guest Knife_Hands Posted December 23, 2018 Posted December 23, 2018 34 minutes ago, Greeny said: How do you know how long half a pinky toe is though? The ecc says 5.62 inches
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 24, 2018 Posted December 24, 2018 19 hours ago, molarbear said: Must be nice to have to use a tape measure I just use my pinky toe Well, even though you have a tiny dick, you can take solace in the fact that you are flexible as fuck.
molarbear Posted December 24, 2018 Posted December 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Well, even though you have a tiny dick, you can take solace in the fact that you are flexible as fuck. I save a lot of money on condoms too because I get to cut them into 3rds and just tie them off ^Clearly a joke because who uses condoms, amirite? ^also a joke because I don't want my dick to turn green and fall off
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