Greeny Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 so of course I had to measure my weiner while I had the tape measure out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Well? What were the results? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted December 23, 2018 Author Share Posted December 23, 2018 13 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Well? What were the results? That's for the mother of my children to find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Greeny said: so of course I had to measure my weiner while I had the tape measure out. Must be nice to have to use a tape measure I just use my pinky toe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted December 23, 2018 Author Share Posted December 23, 2018 7 minutes ago, molarbear said: Must be nice to have to use a tape measure I just use my pinky toe How do you know how long half a pinky toe is though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knife_Hands Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 34 minutes ago, Greeny said: How do you know how long half a pinky toe is though? The ecc says 5.62 inches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 19 hours ago, molarbear said: Must be nice to have to use a tape measure I just use my pinky toe Well, even though you have a tiny dick, you can take solace in the fact that you are flexible as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Well, even though you have a tiny dick, you can take solace in the fact that you are flexible as fuck. I save a lot of money on condoms too because I get to cut them into 3rds and just tie them off ^Clearly a joke because who uses condoms, amirite? ^also a joke because I don't want my dick to turn green and fall off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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