I just booted up Ultimate on my Switch and...

[Zenigundam]

the intro is extremely gay!!! Holy shit, I have the worst luck when it comes to the games that I buy. I'm just gonna have to pound on the A button every time this loads up. Can you imagine how embarrassing this'll be if I actually have a party or a hot girl over? I'm not even joking, that shit open makes betas look alpha. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[Hornshire]

2 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

that shit open makes betas look alpha

Too bad it won't help you.

[scoobdog]

2 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

the intro is extremely gay!!! Holy shit, I have the worst luck when it comes to the games that I buy. I'm just gonna have to pound on the A button every time this loads up. Can you imagine how embarrassing this'll be if I actually have a party or a hot girl over? I'm not even joking, that shit open makes betas look alpha. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Tsk

You shouldn't be using those words, sir.

[stilgar]

So, how many times have you masturbated to it?

[Zenigundam]

7 hours ago, Kweerie said:

Too bad it won't help you.

Don't go there...

*Zenigundam's bouncers crack their knuckles*

[Zenigundam]

7 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Tsk

You shouldn't be using those words, sir.

I was drunk.

[Zenigundam]

7 hours ago, stilgar said:

So, how many times have you masturbated to it?

I'm not you. 🙈

[Zenigundam]

All right finally woke up after passing out twice. I'm just gonna stay up since it's almost 4 and unlock all of these characters. I hope this was just a nightmare, but I'll be ready to slam down the A button if that intro is actually what I fear it is.

[stilgar]

6 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

I'm not you. 🙈

I know, that's why I asked how many times you masturbated to it zeni.