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I said mom..i want a small Thanksgiving..ill contribute $40


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All i want is ham, dressing, and macaroni i said.

We go shopping...she and madison go crazy...getting weird shit like tacos, bacon, banana pudding (when im already making sweet potato souffle), oatmeal...everything they can until the buggy is overflowing.

Im like: im still only paying $40...u know dat right?

Moms still wondering the store buying shit...gets her expensive ass k cups and laundry detergent which is EXTREMELY expensive at the fucking grocery store. I said..im still paying just $40..thats all i got now!

So we go to check out...shit rings up to $181.00...i said fine..ill pay $90..my$40 and the $50 i won from moms last night

Mom pays the rest on her credit card

We get in the car and mom goes "wheres my $50?" I said "look hoe..stop asking for that..i won it fair and square...aint nobody tell u to go in the store and shop for a small indian village, woman."

She's not going with me next year. I think she's getting senile or something. She was just standing in the aisle with a blank look and then wandering around looking for shit that wasn't even on her list.

Then she makes me buy breakfast and her cooking tins and shit.

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