Zenigundam Posted November 21, 2018 Posted November 21, 2018 (edited) There's this 32 year old cougar at my job who always shoots me these angry looks because I guess she thinks I'm oogling legal age babes and she's trying to get me to pay attention, so she has to put on this fake angry look to make me out to be a creep and her out to be the indignant whistleblower on something that's not even going on. You see how ridiculous this is getting? I don't get why older women are so jealous of the new age women. 🤷♂️🐍🎅💏 Edited November 21, 2018 by Zenigundam 1
Naraku4656 Posted November 21, 2018 Posted November 21, 2018 a 32 year old you say? Those hips... those tender lips...
Naraku4656 Posted November 21, 2018 Posted November 21, 2018 hell nah you say? Spoiler Those hips... those tender lips...
Mini_ghost420 Posted November 21, 2018 Posted November 21, 2018 any female to ever look at you had a look of disdain on her face
Naraku4656 Posted November 21, 2018 Posted November 21, 2018 disdain you say? ˙˙˙sdıl ɹəpuəʇ əsoɥʇ ˙˙˙sdıɥ əsoɥʇ 1
Zenigundam Posted November 21, 2018 Author Posted November 21, 2018 24 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: any female to ever look at you had a look of disdain on her face Not necessarily. I had a legal age cutie smiling today, but I froze up when she smiled at me. I thought about kissing her. Tbh, when girls shoot me those mean looks, I usually approach them in the "Don't ignore me" fashion. 👨💼 1
Zenigundam Posted November 21, 2018 Author Posted November 21, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: I thought about kissing her. On the lips... *body shudders excitedly with the giggle chills* 🐷
Naraku4656 Posted November 21, 2018 Posted November 21, 2018 you thought about kissing the 32 year old?
Zenigundam Posted November 21, 2018 Author Posted November 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: you thought about kissing the 32 year old? What's wrong with you? You're gonna end up on a To Catch a Predator type investigation with the way you're going.
Naraku4656 Posted November 21, 2018 Posted November 21, 2018 so you DID make out with the 32 year old. i can't believe it, everything you've said has been a lie.
tsar4 Posted November 21, 2018 Posted November 21, 2018 I have come to the conclusion that zeni is only interested in girls who, unfortunately for him, are great judges of character.
Naraku4656 Posted November 21, 2018 Posted November 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, tsar4 said: I have come to the conclusion that zeni is only interested in girls who, unfortunately for him, are great judges of character. also i mean i'm dating a 32 year old which is 5 years older than me. got to say, pretty top notch 1
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