It's time to spatchcock a turkey.

[stilgar]

 

[Raptorpat]

i dunno about anyone else, but the prep for spatchcocking does save like hours on the cooking part

also hot damn this reminded me that i am very very hungry and need to go out to scrounge up dinner

[stilgar]

It cuts the time in half. I have been doing this same thing with Cornish game hens and they take half an hour to cook now and are delicious. Also I invested in some good poultry shears since I broke my scissors last year and cut my hand. 

[Raptorpat]

i admit we have been taking the easy way out recently by just buying pre-cooked rotisserie chickens 

but a few chickens and turkeys have been spatchcocked in years past and i will also admit that that probably started because of the word "spatchcock"

[stilgar]

The cock has now been spatched.

[Codename: Jackass]

How bad is it that I immediately recognized the hands without even reading the title?